“Just the tip” he said…
ROFLMAO
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lol sounds like you’re quite the popular fella there!
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BAHAHHAA. Naw. I just happened to be wearing snug pants and have a great ass.
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I ain’t gonna go there lmao I’ll just take yer word for it cuz
edit… Just don’t get locked up!! 
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For a $5 coffee I wouldn’t mind someone checking out my ass but I think it’s around $7+ where I’m ok with them making comments about checking out my ass. I mean imagine if a male barista said that to a female customer. Some women might be perfectly fine with it but others may take a lot of offense to that and consider it unwanted sexual advances/objectification/etc.
So yeah I’m not down with being objectified for anything less than $7, I have my pride 
Dude’s out in the parking lot pulling bike shorts up his crack to save $5! 
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oh hell now i can’t get THAT picture outta my head!!!
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Damn you, @Slick1 !! lol oughta change yer name to Sick1
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Here’s @Pigeonman getting ready to head inside and get a cup of coffee
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Turn it off!! that’s grossing folks out!
LOL
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Ok lol I’m off to PT…cyas after awhile
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God help us if he gets a taste for scones too. He’ll be rolling up in leather chaps and that leather bandolier looking thing with the metal ring in the center. Heyyyyy fellaaaas, got somethhhhhing tasssty for me this morning?
You forgot a word, lemme fix it for ya. “leather assless chaps”
Every man’s got his price… But dude, thats CHEAP for where you live… I figured you for a $10 minimum. I mean, really, do you want the barista at starbucks eye-f#$king you for $7??
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Actually that’s a rookie mistake. Chaps by definition are assless 
If I have struck anyone as the type of person who’s spending more than $3 on coffee I have horribly misrepresented myself! 
The only time I’ve even dealt with baristas in my life were when it was the only option. Off the top of my head I’ve been in a Starbucks twice in my life, Rooks also twice, and some local place once, all by necessity. That whole “vente/grande” pretentious bullshit thing makes me never want to step foot inside, although I don’t remember anyone giving me an issue about it when I said “whatever’s closest to 16 ounces”. So yeah I can’t imagine the black coffee that is so good I deem it worth $7 but for that magnificent cup of mana I’ll take one for the team. For an $8 cup I’ll strut on the way out (ok lets be honest I’m strutting anyway). 
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Well, to be forward it was a $5 coffee with a 2$ tip; so it would have been $7
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That’s more like it!
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my partner: “Front is too small.”
Me =
She’s also the one to point out when my indifference to male public display is making them uncomfortable.
Really it’s my fault for being an ex competitive swimmer… spend years in a speedo and you really don’t care about showing off yer front rudder.
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My lass makes the best scones; but she gets my arse for free.
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I “liked” this post, but irl I’m backing out the door smiling and nodding
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Poor Johnny’s gonna come back from PT and be like WTF did you guys do to my thread! LOL
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