LOL, my wife showed me this one yesterday. I stole the tv remote.
I’m stealing a pretty gals heart! And some ice cube trays… lol
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Their only lighter.
Ahh just kidding, I’m not Satan.
Their measuring spoons / cups…
Their coffee filters
Knobs to control things (washer / dryer, etc)
Phone Charger Cable
Keyfob batteries
nail clippers
Deoderant
I could go on and on. ROFL
All their socks
I stole just one battery out of it.
One from each pair would be worse…
(but then I’d just be an ordinary dryer)
I’d take the organizing tray out of the cutlery drawer and all the teaspoons.
All my socks are odd 
I’m taking the toilet seat.
Apparently so are all the socks in our kids drawers…lol
Can’t understand how, we buy the multi-packs where all 10 pairs are identical yet they still manage.
I try to always buy the same socks so I don’t have to sort them. My Flintstone feet tear through them pretty quick. Stealing all my socks and shoes is actually doing me a favor, I hate them.
I’m going for pillowd, towels, can opener, and I’m leaving the gift of squeaky hinges on bedroom and bathroom doors.
There’s a guy who walks around Guelph in winter barefoot.
Amusing thing is he works as an IT guy in local tech shop that also sells…shoes.
Maybe yeti made my crime real 
I’ll steal the watering can. 
I do too, lol. I love watching folks stop outside my house and stare at the barefoot prints in the snow around my SUV
You don’t walk to work barefoot in January though do you?
I may shovel the drive or wipe down the vehicles but no, don’t go to work that way. Hospital would not let me in and it’s over 20km. My feet are tough but that’s too much even for me, lol.
Shoveling the drive barefoot is hard-core…lol
This is Ontario!
Dude, I look for slippers just to go to the bathroom in January!