I dont wear t-shirts, so Im not really entering the contest, but I have photographic proof that LITFA is better for my plants than I am 
Two different times this past year, I went off for 5 day fishing trips, and had to leave my hydro setups running on auto-pilot. Both times my plants grew better, and faster while I was gone to a different state, than they did while I was slaving over them on an hourly basis.
Last spring, I was running my first ever hydro setup. Here are the pics before I left and after I got back. While I was gone, the plants had there best, fastest, healthiest growth spurt of the entire grow.
Before fishing.
The day I got back.
Then, my brothers and I went back for a fall trip this last Oct. Again, the plants and roots, had there best, fastest, healthiest growth - while I was gone!
Before leaving in the fall.
When I got back 5 days later.
I think the LITFA people need to add a warning to the label. LITFA is very bad for your ego. 