Mrs Foreigner’s Gripes

It’s for a different kind of concentrate.

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More of a diarrhea terp profile I imagine😲

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I get this one too.

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UPDATE:

Mrs Pigeon’s third biggest complaint: “Your biblically-long trim jails make it hard for me to breathe.”

Mrs Pigeon’s fourth biggest complaint: “I legitimately hate what your pollen runs do to me physically; but I do love the results of your plant sex.”

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So we can use less at a time and it lasts longer!

Those problems are REAL.

My girl / soon to be ex at the current state of things doesn’t partake, nor even care for the smell of plants / smoke / nada… It’s my house so she can’t complain really, but ask her to smell the blueberry cause I’m excited it smelled like Booberry cereal? She has a coronary and goes ballistic “You know I hate the smell, why do you ask me to smell it?” uh, cause it REALLY smells like blueberry and I wanna share? sigh…

Asked her to feel how dense the Lucky Charms buds were and got “You know I dont even wanna touch that shit”. double sigh. Didnt even ask ya to smell it damnit!

Some things ya just learn to let go… Maryjane has stuck around for 28 years, we know who’s got one foot out the door…

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My wife used to watch “How to get away with murder.”
Maybe I should worry? :grimacing:
She is always cleaning up after me.

My response is usually the same…" At least I do not ask you to help me trim…Anymore…LOL

I feel the same… :woozy_face:

Plant sex???
Is that code for something good…LOL

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Seed runs lol. I do them upstairs to keep a few floors distance in between my basement which is usually running a mix of veg and flower. It means that regardless of the 3x air filters up here she still needs to put on a mask for the minor pollen in the air when I open the tent if there’s a studly male dropping dust.

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Obviously there hasn’t been any “upside” to the pandemic, but I do like masks being more available and cheaper now. I will never, ever mow my lawn or mix soil or handle polleny plants or do any type of grinding/cutting/ sanding without one.
My allergies are much more under control, and it has been a long time since I blew my nose and black stuff came out :+1:

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I can’t complain about about anything, since my wife does not partake, and has been my growing partner since I started back up in the early 2000’s. She took over our growing now I’m physically unable to help. I will say that she has remarked about how many seeds/strains I want to grow at one time lol …Note: she’s also an OG member so I don’t want to get into trouble. :laughing:

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Perlite in the kitchen. All else is good but I am not allowed to leave grits in the sink or counter.

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“What’s your plant count again?”

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“Four, maybe five or six…! Max!” :scream:
:anguished:

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You can’t tell me how to live my life! (lol)

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2 weeks and no new gripes??
Marital bliss is strong at the moment I suppose🤔

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Well, we’re getting married soon and so we are trying to decide in advance who’s duties are what.

Too busy for petty gripes but I’m sure there will be more soon.

We are in a low gripe cycle :laughing:

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I am lucky that in 24 years the only negative feedback that I received was that the plants are keeping us from traveling more because I don’t like to leave them home alone :joy::raised_hands:

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Like a kidney stone that too shall pass…….

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Speaking the truth :love_you_gesture:

I’m getting screwed by this right now. Week vacation at week 6 flower.

Not such good planning this time :joy:

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This is legit. When the eldest kid was 12 she could take care of the others for two three days so getting away was easy. “Nah honey they can manage”. The plants? “Sorry dear, I saw some leaf cutters this morning gonna need to stay here”

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Great thread. Glad I’m not the only one on the receiving end of a tongue lashing. Let’s explore some Mrs. Upstate quotes.
1)" is that Oaxaca? Thats disgusting! I’d rather suck a fart out of your ass than smell that again!"
2) “why do you have to trim your buds on the stove top?”
3) “i wish I was a pot plant…why don’t you spend that much time with me?”
4) " your plants are always in the way in the garden"
5) " I hate shopping with you when you smoke!"
:grin: is it wrong that all this makes me grin?

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