My Water Culture


heh heh she had a fancy instant pot, as well. Mine will only do 10 hours in yogurt mode. Seedlings are doing super! They’ve really turned it around since I put them under the light and gave them some nutrients!

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awwwww, yah! Big buds are next in line for harvest, and it’s getting closer! Today I think I might even have some time to do some 'scope work. hah hah social life is getting in the way of research?!?! WTF! Get back to the lab, Igor!

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My friends were hella jealous of my insider connections now! After seeing that rosin, I was like yah, Jesus showed me how to do it and I squished my own! How much did he charge you for that? Nothing, also I ripped so much extract, and I got a free plant. They’re like woah he’s the main dude!
It’s definitely about who you know hah hah! Some people if I go name dropping around they recognize him from TV. derr, ok ok I know a few people like that. I usually always refer to the insiders as “buddy” when I am telling stories in real life. Only my closest friends know who my connections really are.
Yah, Jesus made a joke about inviting frenchy canolie as a speaker at the contest we had a laugh.
:upside_down_face:
He knows I hate unsubstantiated claims.


Testing positive for growth.

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Things are looking superb! Big buds are doing their thing, starting to stink up the place. I can smell them while I’m cutting buds off the line. Undertones of meat breath… I think I should check their EC levels, don’t want to get too low.

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terrible photo, but you can see leaves now. Not just a stick anymore!

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it’s darkness still 'cause I got up early today and took photos. You can see the seedlings are looking really good.

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wow you can actually SEE the green now :wink: Few leaves hanging around on the floor. I’ll have to go on a cleaning spree soon. The fucking geranium is showering petals like a rain storm.

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ahh a plethora of photos! Got the grapefruit tree, which is the mother to all trees. Harlequin is growing still, got more roots and leaves back. Also, a shitty photo of the big buds! You can reaLLY see the bud behind my hand. hah hah

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here you can see an image from the farm. Looks like some rocks and crap. But the holes? Thems bug holes! They come up to feed off the excellent dinner I left them. A pile of alfalfa meal. How do they repay me? By digging up all that shitground. Turning it into worm hole crumbles and worm shit. The ground started out as rocky clay, and I am growing garlic in it. The snow literally melted a couple days ago, but the worms…they are hungy!!! hungy hungy worms!!!

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hah hah I’ve got a crazy new plant in the room. I’ll just call it Zero. Zero is gonna be a test subject for the most horrible plant mutilation rituals. I’m super pumped about dissecting this plant! Zero is special in the way that it’s a completely worthless cannabis plant. That’s why I call it Zero - cause it don’t matter for shit. It’s also 0% THC.

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As in patient zero? And I thought my plant bondage training was sadistic…

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lol! It better not be patient zero, I cleaned and scrubbed that plant until it was glowing. If an infection sets in… well, it better not, that’s all I can say.

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Good news! Fucking bugs everywhere!!! hah hah just kidding. Things are doing great! I have to get off my vacationing ass and plant some more plants though, or else I’ll run out later!

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Got bad news…for me. The camera is fuuuuucked. Stepper motor is…doing funky shit. No focus, etc. This plant is doing good though! Won’t be long before it can be cloned again.

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geranium, seedlings and big bud! All in shiny glorious true color.

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ohhh yah fuck the plants got light burned. The meat breath fucking things. Like icarus, flew to close to the sun.

Ohhhhhhhh well. Shit happens.

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I’m gonna scrub the data from my camera and take it apart. This camera is so old I might need a new one. I don’t think I have the right lubricant for the bearings.

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Well after taking it apart and putting it back together, all it took was a good shake to get the motor working again. I literally shook the camera back and forth until it started working again.

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They call that “Percussive Maintenance”.

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