New and improved! LITFA by ReikoX

[greenman]

Hey wanna buy some shatter!

[ReikoX]

@SquirtleSquad

What is LITFA?

New and improved! LITFA by ReikoX

[image] New and improved! LITFA is a revolutionary new plant tonic taking Overgrow by storm! This product can be used to repair broken stems, relieve over watering, root cuttings, and makes an excellent flushing agent. This product is very concentrated, repeated use may have negative results. More is not better in this case. For a limited time, you can get a quart of LITFA for just $39.99 + S&H. Be one of the first 30 customers and you will receive a bonus sample bottle to share with your fri…

[oleskool830]

I love LITFA! I even use it on small cuts and abrasions. Miracle stuff!

[SquirtleSquad]

Does it fix split marriages?

[Hoodini]

No but it does the opposite, if your ever in a bad relationship… GISEL fixes those. It’s anti LITFA LOL
(Give it some extra love)

[Jellypowered]

@SquirtleSquad

Does it fix split marriages?

LITFA may work, depending on the cause of the split!

[ReikoX]

I have been advised that LITFA does not work on the wife.

[oleskool830]

I use LITFA as the 13th step of my 12 step program. Works with the other 12 or not. LITFA saved my life! I was lost, now I’m alone.

[cannabissequoia]

No updated pics of LITFA-woman & LITFA-tiger. Damn.

Advertising is such a tease…

cat scratch feever

[WMoon518]

@Northern_Loki

For those times when you can’t stop watering:
[1]

Can I use this to dilute ReikoX’s LITFA?

[ReikoX]

I tried to create a powdered version of LITFA, but turns out I was violating their patent.

[Jellypowered]

Not to mention needing a spectral chronograph to even see the powder

[StevieG]

Man good ol lifta

[Sativaindica]

For real thought this was a “thing”, went to look up what it was, saw the bottle @ReikoX was peddling and thought: good for him, making his own products n shit. Continued reading post and now I’m . Gawd imma dumbass sometimes

[cannabissequoia]

I’ve got a 50% off sale going just for the ladies of OG…

@Sativaindica

For real thought this was a “thing”, went to look up what it was, saw the bottle @ReikoX was peddling and thought: good for him, making his own products n shit. Continued reading post and now I’m . Gawd imma dumbass sometimes

[toastyjakes]

Hard to take 50% off a decimal

[Sativaindica]

I’ll take a little LMeTFA … I’d hand over my paycheck for a bottle of that [poof]

[beacher]

Although it works well, I tend to overuse LITFA.

[ReikoX]

@Sativaindica

For real thought this was a “thing”, went to look up what it was, saw the bottle

Dont feel bad, it happens a lot. I’ve had direct messages before asking how to buy it. I debated buying empty bottles and stickers for the novelty of it.

[HappyHemper]

Do you make workplace-strength LITFA @ReikoX? Something that can be added to a pre-existing condition of SEP (somebody else’s problem) or NMFJ (not my fucking job)? Some of our guys could use a twice daily of that…