Welcome aboard. I’ve not been here much longer than a month, myself. Got a kick outta your quote above.
About a month or so back I finished a grow of some 7 year old seeds i was testing. Two in a 6 oz. red solo, i moved back and forth from the window sill to the table lamp at night for a month or more.
Then, at about 12" tall i pulled 'em, i dried the leaves and got maybe … I dunno, i’m a weigh it now, just for the record…k, it’s .9 grams. I might even roll 'em up and take a puff or two, green leaf. I got them from probably brick weed, cuz the father plant was 8ft tall, if that’s indeed the father, and the neighbors gave me about a half oz of female buds w/about 100 seeds i cleaned out of it. I assume the buds were from the same family. So sativa for sure, and probably Mexican brick, but I can’t trace it to that assumption at all. I have the journal (kind of journaled it as a joke). But it’s on another board, and I was kind of told not to post it here, so hey, when in OG, do as the OGdens do.
So, i hope those plants can grow up big and strong (strong, see what i did there) for ya. Enjoy OG, I am. 
Wow, great> Notebook
there, Herbie.
I gotta fave that one, thanks.
cannabissequoia Thanks for the history link. Wow!