SPACE MONKEY oh SPACE MONKEY, where art thou…LOL
Your going to like it here, I already got your space all lined out, a nice light all your own,
and some cups of water waiting on you!!
They call me “Space Monkey”
I’ve been sent into space
Yes, I survived
Well, that’s clearly the case
I am put on a rocket
Strapped into a chair
And, then I’m in outer space
To be honest, there’s not a lot there
I’ve conducted experiments
Well, the humans insisted
Though I’m not a scientist
They always persisted
They have me press buttons
Colored red, green and blue
I have no idea
What these buttons do
After a few hours
I fulfill my worth
More buttons pressed
And, come back down to Earth
I love this sensation.
I don’t know why but its heartwarming.
it’s like my drug.
I’m addicted.
I don’t want people to know but I do it anyway.
they took away the most obvious one
but I have my very own one.
I like this feeling of passing out,
even if it’s for a few seconds.
I have visions when I’m out.
the visions are either my blank past,
or my hopeful future.
or neither.
maybe it’s just a dream. the most wonderful dream.
spacemonkey is what I call it.
it kills my brain cells, I know,
but it takes my pain away.
I love it.
they can’t take this one away because it is a part of me.
I feel like I’m in space when I do it.
that’s why it’s called spacemonkey
you can do it anywhere anytime.
thank you spacemonkey for taking my numbness and pain away.
I might be a bit excited to be getting Space Monkey…MAYBE, lol!!!
So, what have I learnt
Through my space flight dramas
Well, rockets need a button
That dispenses banana’s