I’ve been saying I can’t believe we aren’t seeing a ton of robberies since masks became the norm.
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Got a joke I heard the other day. It’s a thinker.
How do you get an elephant in a subway? You take the ‘s’ out of sub and the ‘f’ out of way.
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Are those infused chocolates?
Seriously, I just said “if you want the place to smell MORE like weed, just say so”…
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No, that would make some sense. 
They’re just chocolate that looks like weed.
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Lol…someone seems to be having fun behind the scenes
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Naked butt!
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It just struck me that whoever decided I have a “middle finger” either suffered a workplace accident or is really shitty at counting…
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For some reason a little pang of anger shot me through me when I saw this Seriously that was weird. I simultaneously appreciated the humor and had a little twinge of pissed off for the slightest second before I caught myself wondering what that was about 
Wonder if I have some weird repressed toilet paper trauma. You’ve heard of PTSD? Maybe I have TPSD (Toilet Paper Stress Disorder). 
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A guy walks into a hospital and sees a patient openly masturbating loudly. The man asks the nurse “what’s that about?” The nurse informs him that the man has a condition where if he doesn’t orgasm every 6 hours he’ll clot and die. The man then sees another patient getting a BJ from a nurse and says asks what that was about. The nurse says “same condition, better insurance”.
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