Chocolate jerky nuts. The other name isn’t bad either. What did you name it scrotum. Sorry man you know I had to do that one. I enjoy your journal
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Sounds like something my viking friend in Norway would name it…
Same guy that gave me the nickname the Blood King…
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I don’t know if I even wanna know… 
Erik the Red! A violent viking who’s nickname was the blood king… same name so I got it by association.
Smoked with him all the time during my instructor courses… would love for him to be able to sample my current stuff!!
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What’s a little jailtime for international drug trafficking for an old friend?
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I announced it in the free seeds and clones thread but figured it made even more sense to post it here for those who followed along.
Tomorrow, Sunday the 3rd at 8pm EST I will post a sign up for my ridiculously named Chocolate Thai and Orange Grove cross I call Chainmail Fuckvest. There will be a few slots for testers who want to grow them right away and slots for everyone else who would just like to add some to their collection to grow in the future/trade/launch into space. Tester packs will be 10 seeds in case they want to do some pheno hunting and regular packs will be 5 beans per pack. Not sure how many slots yet but there should be enough to get them in the hands of anyone who wants them. WARNING once again- these may take up to 16 weeks in flower!
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That’s going to be crazy.
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I like that, yet thoughtful, “wtf! 16!” Seriously! 
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Been quite a minute since I’ve updated this thread with pics.
Female Pennywise
Other friggin FEMALE Pennywise cause she doesn’t seem to care about the colloidal
It all hinges on this thing flipping for me, otherwise this run was for nothing and I ruined a perfectly good plant.
Here’s the Lavender Frosting looking kind of pitiful. I tortured her and she was a mutant but she slowly keeps plodding away. @BigMike55 you asked about her didn’t you?
And the Trizzler alone in a tent for now. Getting ready to pot the autos I have because they all cracked and had tails peeping yesterday. I expect to see some good tails on them.
The CT shrunk up hard like you’d expect from a Thai. Not much longer to go on drying, 3 days max I would imagine.
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Your plant training style always creates such nice structure, with big colas. I love it
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Jeeziz!
No offense buddy, but I hope my Lavender Frosting comes out better than that.
Nah, I’m just being serious.
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I do like your training on those Pennywise.
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Very nicely done love those fat colas
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It will. Not only was mine under 12/12 it’s whole life which didn’t help, but it was a mutant. The way it’s growing is how it wanted to grow. The top growth between those two branches was tiny and weird so I topped it there. For my quadlining I top above the fourth node but for the LF I had to top way lower. It’s just a fluke.
Also you seem ornery lately 
Same thing I did with the Choco Thai except I was lazy with the smaller shoots on the CT and I reigned it in more with the Pennywise.
Thanks! Quadlining does all the work for me.
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Dude those r “slammin”
Always look forward to getting them 
Well kick in the ass has taken on a new meaning. CT is dried and bagged.
This spindly bitch shrunk up so much it’s insane. Final dry weight of 98 grams for the entire plant. Cannabrush was useless because it just knocked the foxtails off of it. Found like 3 decently mature seeds and maybe another 4 very immature ones on branches I didn’t (mean to) pollinate. I’m praying curing works some miracles for her and that she throws some chocolate flavor and the high I’ve been dreaming of for 20 years.
On the subject of possible failures- I found a health food store that carries colloidal cause I never did get around to making any. I opted for 500 ppm this time instead of the 250. This plant is going to grow balls or drown in silver and die!
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So, like a Kodak employee?
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One of the seeds broke ground in the auto tent so I snagged a pic for my AUTOpilot thread and figured I’d take some of the Pennywise while I was there. I sprayed with the 500ppm last night and there was no miraculous change.
She’s yellowing from the silver and it seems like her production has been slowed compared to the other plant, but since she’s growing more sativa like and the other is growing more indica like I can’t say for sure if it’s the silver on the production part.
Compared to this sexy little thing
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She sure does look sexy
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Those tight ass nodes get me excited
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