I rent… 
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as you were! 
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Yeah, this is basically what I wanted to avoid. 
I guess there’s not much of a better way than mulching it up to the point where it’s unrecognizable and putting it in an apartment complex’s dumpster, which is all I managed to come up with. Would grinding it up in a food processor or blender contaminate it badly enough that I’d want to avoid using it for real food in the future, if I cleaned with isopropyl alcohol in between, I wonder?
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I just had a scenario play out in my head where I drive it to some apartment complex and dump it there, someone finds it, they inspect apartments and bust some innocent grower who had nothing to do with the bud they found in the dumpster 
I couldn’t even imagine growing in an apartment. I’d be too worried about the smell being that close to people. My landlord is going to figure out I was growing if he ever looks under the back deck and finds the carcasses of chopped plants though 
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Lol… that seems pretty unlikely, but theoretically possible I guess. Not sure who’s inspecting the dumpsters of apartment complexes that closely, much less destroying their business by convincing their renters that living there is a good way to have their living space be subject to random searches. They probably won’t be renting for long. Most landlords wouldn’t do more than send a note to the entire complex asking everyone to stop, I’d bet.
I’d love to come up with some better way to get rid of it, that’s why I posted, but since I actually do own my land I’d rather not be fertilizing it with heavy metals even if I have nothing growing there right now. If they legalize growing, then up to 6 plants outdoors will be permitted as long as they’re not visible from ground level, at least judging from all the other liberal states’ laws. It’s possible our politicians will continue to convince people that it’s too dangerous in Passaic, but crossing the border into NY makes it completely safe to grow outdoors, but I’m hoping that doesn’t last for too long. It seems strange that 9 million people would all be that stupid. 
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I wanted to torch it as a thanks for the cannaGods but didn’t want to risk the silver contamination. So off to the city it went.
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The back yard here is all stone or concrete and the landlord isn’t going to use this soil for anything so I don’t really feel bad. In the off chance we’re allowed to grow outdoors while I’m still here though the plants would be potted and on the concrete side of the house anyway. If I owned the property or even thought the owner would be effected in any way I wouldn’t bury it. But I don’t and I don’t 
This leads me to an entrepreneurial idea though! How much would you pay me to dispose of your stuff for you? Enough that I could do it professional and be like The Wolf from Pulp Fiction but with cannabis instead of bodies? 
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Yeah I thought about lighting up the fire pit and just throwing it in but I’m not trying to breath it.
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I would pay you as much as I would pay a bin of earthworms. Are you willing to work for kitchen scraps? If so, it’s an excellent job opportunity, though I would require you to live in my closet and never come out unless I have some use for you. Not really a big deal, pretty standard NDA…
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How did I just go from The Wolf in Pulp Fiction to the Gimp?!
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Just talented, I guess!
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Hes in there anyways.
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Zing! Oops, and I can’t acknowledge a nice burn with less than ten characters…
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What’s going on over here? I missed this. Sunday’s at @Slick1 house. To be continued. Yea!!!
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My friend !!! Good to see you. One Love
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It’s a nice closet though! I bedazzled the walls and glittered the ceiling, there’s a disco ball and… I mean no I’m not! 
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You guys really overthink this… Just chop it up and toss it in the kitchen garbage the day AFTER garbage day. My pickup is weekly here, and I guarantee you, sitting on the bottom of the bag, for a week, with kitchen scraps, coffee grounds, and other garbage in there, its likely not gonna smell, look or even appear as cannabis. Ain’t nobody gonna smoke it for sure. And seriously, who goes thru garbage? Unless you throw away identifying info in the same bag, once thats in the truck, there’s no telling where it came from. Nobody gonna go all CSI on a plant…
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Wait should I not be putting my social security number on every bag of weed I grow? 
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junkmail has names too ya know…
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Yes but my address is public info in the internet age and about the last thing I care if someone knows about me is that I regularly receive junkmail. At the top of the list would be that I illegally grow weed, and so much I can apparaently afford to throw out like a QP from the looks of it.