Slick1's Ridiculously (NSFW) named strain seed giveaway! **CLOSED**

It snowed here the night I was born, in APRIL.

Why my parents didn’t take that as a sign and surrender me immediately I don’t know. I guess I’m grateful they didn’t.

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My parents took home the wrong baby, I was supposed to be a Rockefeller according to my parents… I’m still pissed that they never switched us back…

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Hell yeah. I was born and raised in Boston. I can remember trick or treating in snow. Also had snow on Easter.

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You’re right, most of the monsters in my Odyssey grow I started in January/February. The oldest being the Bubba x Gelato clone I cut last November, the rest were all from seed.

The Black Garlic and Afghani I started late March and they still turned huge, pretty much just as big as the other giants.

Lol, I’m west of you guys, but not that far :joy: I’m in Southern Ontario.

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That explains so much. You aren’t born with your pedigree of ball busting out west. That’s a northeast trait!

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Now THATS determination and dedication!

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OK.

Who’s down for a “Started Veg In November 2021 but cropping in Fall 2022” thread???

I am! I vegged from Nov in 2019 for 2020’s fall and the fucker was BRUTAL. :smiley:

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I think @Slick1 was preparing for such an event with his CT…

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No you misunderstood. What I said was “if this fucking thing doesn’t finish soon I’m throwing it outside”, as in like chained to a cinder block off a pier.

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I can totally see you pulling out a handgun and holding it right up the plants main cola like your some sort of Sam Jackson meets Walter Sobchak calling someone a Mother-F%^&*(^ on Shabbos telling the plant to finish the fuck up already:

https://media.giphy.com/media/yidUzmv4w4ySRzEoAo/giphy.gifr

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Go one more day! I dare you! Do it, go one more day and I’ll blow your fucking head off!

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You really need some fast finishing autos for some therapy dude.

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Working on it!. Trizzler is hitting it’s stride and Ghost Rose x Cookie Devil broke soil. Waiting on the Lebanese and Bruce Banner to peak out.

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That’s the crazy spilling over from Lakewood; it’s heaviest in the morning, like fog. Everyone in the area needs therapy, it’s pretty much the growth industry of the 21st century!

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That explains a LOT. No wonder @Slick1 is ornery in the morning. ROFLMAO

Even funnier is that there are only a select few on this thread who even know what we’re talking about. Kinda like the secret handshake to the club. ROFLMAO

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My GF works there. I never had an interest in a dash cam before but she’s got one running the second she enters town now.

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Dunno, there’s a Lakewood in over half the states. :stuck_out_tongue: Kinda like Springfield… I expect quite a lot of them have some degree of crazy, it’s pretty much inevitable when you get more than a thousand people in any given area.

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Yes but there’s a special flavor of crazy in our version. I kind of envy that whole hurl yourself into traffic and let the chips fall where they may attitude but it’s like playing real life reverse pinball if you’re not fully committed.

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Yeah, I tend to avoid it entirely when I can. If I end up trapped in there, I tend to become that kind of crazy myself just because I don’t want to be sitting there in a parking lot for an hour. :stuck_out_tongue: Then again, if I lived there myself I might feel more like I had nothing to lose too…

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Does it hit like a Brick Township?

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