It’s like you knew I made this thing years back out of rolls of fence wire…
Because CLEARLY you knew what it was for!!!
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I grew some of these, amazing strain!!
Actually having one is next level 
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Each ring was spun and cut by hand. The thing is heavy as fuck but moves like cloth. I tested it with a machete on my best friend who’s a body builder. We dulled the machete.
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Pretty sweet but it needs nipple cutouts to be a fuckvest.
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There’s a hand-made hardened leather Cuirass over the nips!
I gotta get the points for the leather.
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Dye pink nipple shapes into them for full credit.
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No. 
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Then live in your gloriously chainmail adorned shame!
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Shame is for those that have it! Being a former competitive swimmer I was in front of crowds in only a tight as fuck speedo being all BDE on a diving block. Yeah, so NO MORE SHAME HERE! 
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Redeem if with a chainmail banana hammock!
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I wonder how many people will get it without googling
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Only the cool ones. Maybe @Yetigrows for obvious reasons.
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If I had to google that, kick me out… I don’t belong here. ROFLMAO…
For the record, when I was young, we had a book “Mysteries of the Unexplained”. and the first pic was in it. I’ve seen the second pic here and there but never the third till now…
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It shows @Slick1 's usage of quartz crystals in order to create portals to travel space and time just like the lock ness monster. Though Nessie is water bound which is why they keep popping up in lakes around the world while someone just chills out growing nugs in Joisey.
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Some posts require no words, just applause.
That’s one!
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Well @Slick1 … We are 4 for 4 so far. 
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Hell yeah! Proud papa moment for sure! Curly on the top left there can’t wait 
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I dropped 2 in the water CMFV yesterday thank you @Slick1
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