“Remedial yogurt stirring 101 night school.”
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I can email the king yogurt Poobaa and see about a bit less product or possibly a bit larger container .
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When there’s only 1 yogurt left in the fridge
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HOW DARE YOU RECORD ME AND MRS PIGEON WITHOUT OUR CONSENT!! 
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Why not just dump it on your shower floor and kick it around?
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@Foreigner you need a baby spoon to stir it, or one of those old school tiny ass McDonald’s spoons
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You could run a add looking to hire a yogurt stirrer preferably a mid 20 something hottie maybe she’ll spoon feed ya .
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Don’t those all have cocaine residue on them?
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When yogurt isn’t enough to wake you up in the morning 
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Oh right from when they used to sell cocaine at McDonald’s!
I can picture the kijiji ad now “definitely not weird or sexual.”
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aka: the BEST disposable catapult ever made.
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I can picture the title now
“Does your yogurt bring all the boys to the yard?”
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The competition will involve freestyle yogurt stirring. Also butter churning just because I want to watch it.
I give Mrs Foreigner yogurt for breakfast but she never eats it. The secret is I always give her the same one.
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Don’t forget freestyle yogurt hacky sack
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“And that deserves a round of applause for some reason.”
How do they fill a balloon with yogurt? Some kind of yogurt hose?
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Have you tried your yogurt shaken , not stirred?
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They won’t let me use the paint shaker at Canadian tire anymore for unrelated reasons.
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have to slip that paint center personel a few doobies to just look the other way for a while
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Maybe he used a killer line?
“Step back or you might get hurt, now watch me kick a balloon filled with yogurt!”
Drops mic 
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Never bring a bag of yogurt to a mic fight.
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