OG catastrophe, while chilling on the bridge of the OG Mothership, a massively baked, @Heliosphear accidentally knocks over his naquadah-hyper-bong, spilling well loved bong Canna-H2O directly into the bridge control panels, causing a massive short circuit and prompting a misfire of the Hype-Ray3k beamed energy device.
Massive doses of hype radiation beam directly into the foot of OG’s favorite troll @DougDawson causing un-anticipated side effects, before being reflected and focused by the interior surface of the bridge canopy-bubble causing near-infinite amounts of hype-energy to build up at a single point in space-time, ripping open a wormhole in the OG-verse and instantaneously transporting both @Heliosphear and @DougDawson to a series of random locations far across the multi-OG-verse.
We fear both may be lost, and probability maps indicate both are more than 24 cyber-light-hours distant from OG Motherships current location.
Respect must be given to the chaotic power of bong-H2O mislaid, and T.A.P.O.A.F.O.M.
Godspeed in their safe and quick return!
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