Just a fun little thread idea I had after too many zombie movies. Let’s keep this thread light hearted and funny please.
Zombies have overrun the world! The government has collapsed, No “official” aide is coming. It’s just you, your bug out bag, and a handful of survivors left.
What’s your plan? Where do you go? Who would you want there with you?
I’d just go to sams club or costco, You need a membership to get in! haha
Also, Which zombies do you think in the highly unlikely event the apocalypse ever does happen would be? Runners like Z-Nation? Slow and steady “Turtle Zombies” like Walking Dead? Creepy fast and smart zombies like Resident Evil?
Lots of camping gear maybe a pharmaceutical raid for antibiotics and aspirin and such…garden seeds and hunting/fishing then deep DEEEEEP in the woods miles from people…
Easiest chance of a stoned, zombie and government free existence
Z nation runners scare me… warm bodies’ bonies scare me more…
Ditto bro. I haven’t finished all the available seasons yet, but I’m diggin the show.
I always pondered the feasibility of living on an aircraft carrier post apocalypse. Moored Just off the coast of some Island, If the carrier was just in for a refit and resupply, and only a handful of people were living on it, You’d have electricity for decades, ammo and fuel, MRE packs, medicine, they truly are floating cities. With 7 onboard reactors and all the manuals and gear found within, you could live a pretty nice life off the loot from one of them.
Weapons:
At first i’d rely on firearms, I’ve got a few i’m pretty good at with. I’m sure reloading gear could be acquired especially in my area, lots of “mountain men” around these parts, they reload their own ammo, but they are noisy. Drawing lots of attention to yourself.
My weapon of choice would be a crossbow/compound bow. I could make arrows if needed, fire harden the tips, and it’s pretty silent.
Hindsight is 20/20, everyone should at least have basic survival gear BEFORE something bad happens. I’m not one of those true doomsday preppers, but i’d really like to have a “root” cellar full of provisions.
I would modify a combine by adding a wood chipper in the throat of the combine or go to a army base and look for a mine sweeper. It is a tank that has a chain flail the detonates the mines. Both would great for grinding them pesky zombies to hamburger…
I’m guessing that in most of the zombie shows, none of the engineers made it. lol
Steam roller, sheeps foot roller, any big bucket loader also would be good for squishing them. The list goes on and on.
In reality water purification is the number one thing that ALL must have. Every one should know how to make a still. Also need to know how to make charcoal. It can be used to clean water and make smokeless fires. Check into rocket stoves for another way of cooking and boiling water with out smoke and a open flame that can be seen for miles.
Ok I won’t let them eat me. I’m going to hang with satin. Combine with a wood chipper is right up my alley. Run them buggers down and shoot them out in bloody pieces all over.
I’ve thought about this way too much. And have come to the conclusion that I want to be eaten first. I want to be that guy that says, “hey buddy, are you OK?” Then gets eaten…
