They can’t strip search your bro unless its a P.O parole/probation I’ve had to do both P.O and Employer never had a fail with synthetic urine. I had the lady tell me it was to cold when she tested the temp. I told her your AC is freezing. Keep it warm
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Any Yanks from NY have any experience with the new piss yet laws?Are regular employers looking for weed still?
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Only marginally related but I watched a strange addiction show and the guy was a piss drinker and would collect his prize by putting styrofoam cups in the bottom of urinals.
I do not advise you do this.
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I know someone who uses something called Palo Azul. You make a tea and drink it down and you piss clean. Her friend is an assistant basketball coach for a local college and she has also used it to get her players to test clean.
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I have a bottle of that black box fetish urine I would shit a brick if they busted me with that
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your lucky if its a piss test- hair follicle testing is very popular now with employers and can’t beat it
how they going to catch you just make sure its the right temp “act like the GOP lie-distract-divide in the room lmao” also wear long johns and keep it under your sac, laying right on your taint. I have some experience lol
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Just used this and was dirty
Sorry to hear that, worked fine for me the two times I used it.
The synthetic urine is your best bet. Around here there’s a brand called X-stream. It’s advertised as a kink/research thingy. I can personally verify this stuff works as I’ve used it multiple times for federal DOT drug tests and I told a friend about it and she used it for a pre-employment drug screen. She got the job and makes 6 figures now.
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This looks like the hot setup, found it over on Leafly. They had a long write up on synthetics, and list some of the issues with them.
Check it out:
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i couldnt resist this one…when i was younger and they wanted to give me aurine test for THC id tell em nope i dont have to piss in a cup to test wether or not my urine had thc in it i know it DOES 
but if you want you can test for other substances that may or may not be there lo 
l thats pretty much when i decided i had to be my own boss
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As I know you should use detox method or detox medicine in a week before test
I’m going to go with the bottle of fetish piss and three pairs of jockey shorts bottle stashed in second pair crotch pocket.it’s at a Health works and it’s an instant panel test.It says physical slash drug test non DOT test.I have a feeling with NYs new law they won’t be checking for weed on a non Dot test but I don’t want to give chance to fate.as long as they don’t find a bottle on me during the physical I’m straight.Wish me luck folks.If I was wearing sheath underwear I could slip the bottle in the cock pocket while my junk rides shotgun.
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you got this man just make sure the temps right stop at a gas station and microwave for 5 or 6 seconds take the lid off if you do this, and then stash it next to your body immediately
Well. Imho, as someone who has taken and passed many piss test, (not all of them) I will share my method, which is simple and very effective.
Two hours before you must pee, start drinking just water. Drink a couple big glasses the first hour. The last hour, you want to drink at least 2-3 qts. In that last hour, you wanna pee at least twice, if not 3 times. Your 4th piss you’ll notice will run very clear. You’re ready.
If you are concerned about pissing clear being commented on. You can take a vitamin D 4-6 hrs before the test, it will yellow up the pee.
Lastly, piss tests have gotten a little more advanced than back then, but not much. I’d feel confident using this technique in the 97% range.
Using this method I’ve passed all thc tests I’ve been given.
Edit: I would consider a dandelion detox tea the night before, one with milk thistle will help flush out toxins too.
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i used that in the marines for passing a surprise monday morning test 
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I don’t miss the days of a 4am motor pool roll call while the MPs were trashing your dorms with CID and drug dogs while sitting in a bay with a battalion of Soldiers waiting on the Meat gazer to call you up so you can piss in a stadium troth lined up next to 15 other dicks while a guy was sitting there humming stupid shit with a wad of dip in his mouth watching everyone’s peckers like a hawk.Had a dude who use to get on one knee and get eye line to dick because a guy got caught with a whizzinator and he wasn’t getting fooled again.
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Quick fix plus has done great things for me and everyone in my family on many occasions. It shows you where the temp is to make sure it’s good before going in. Important to make sure not too hot as well as warm enough. The last time I used it, I wasn’t thinking and didn’t take long enough in the restroom for it to seem real and the lady at lab corp suddenly became a bitch and made some harsh comments but it didn’t matter cuz that liquid was clean and warm for her! But it’s gotten me, family, and friends through many tests.
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