That sir is the only good reason for eating a salad. I mean unless you’re secretly a rabbit, that’d probably be another acceptable excuse too
I only ate half of it 
I honestly don’t know why you bothered with a plate. Just get on all fours and start grazing on dandelion greens from the yard. Cut out the middle man
Apparently the middle man in this case is dishes. Dishes and table manners
Mangosteen. I really only come across these in Asian and world markets. If you get them when they’re perfect, it’s a perfect mix of sour and sweet, but tastes nothing like a mango. Coolest thing about them is on the bottom there is always a star thing and that’s tells you how many pieces, or slices, are inside. They vary so some have more than others, but you always know what you’re getting by looking at the bottom if that makes sense.
Have a little burger with your pickles. 
Haha. Need some sour and crunch to go with all that sweet and softness 
Fruit with it’s own buthole. 
Uuummm I’m pretty sure most fruit comes with it’s own bungholio, if you think about it.
Which I incidentally, just spent a few too many minutes, doing!
Naughty fruit thoughts this early in the morning. 
Coffee & Ube Biko topped with Flan for breakfast …I didn’t make it my friend did, my mom used to make this…I YT it and there are several ways to make it… It’s zero below zero here in central Illinois and I’m not leaving the house for donuts…
Does a banana have its own butthole?
(It’s a trick)
Yeah, when I YT it I can’t believe how simple it is to make…my mom used the real deal purple yams back in the day.
Taking that to heart!