Kind of like our dpd driver. He’s selling weed out of his truck to people who revealed themself. After I learned that from a friend across the street the smirk when I receive certain packages made sense lol
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I was in Sales/Marketing “closer” 25 years. 15 years as a partial paraplegic. Retired now.
oh the stories those machines could tell
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I work for a software company that you probably interact with a few times a week without even knowing it. 
Edit: reading that out loud, im realizing that sounds scarier than it should, I swear it’s not a creepy Facebook data mining type thing, lol.
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Author…Author…Author
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Retired label printer. Mostly wine labels. Funny cuz I haven’t drank in 35 years!
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Navy nuclear engineer for 7 years (headquarters, not ship-based)
Commercial nuclear engineering (fission and fusion) for the past 15 years up to present.
Now looking to get back to a govt job, DOE, EPA, FAA, Army Corps of Engineers, etc. Basically anything GS-13+ with no drug-testing requirements.
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with no drug-testing requirements.
It’s funny what you get in that last little blurb lol
It’s odd I let drug testing push me around for years till I had enough gray hair that I was considered knowledgeable enough to run crews for BSC’s on several interesting sites and a few school districts
If they only knew but they don’t tend to drug test lower mgmt
Worked concrete with a bunch of pot heads for couple years that was cool, what, did you here it, listen, hootie hoo, hootie hoo
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Haven’t figured out that quote button
My job is to smoke almost everything I can grow.
I give some away too.
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Ugh, I didn’t need to see that
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Apologies. Inappropriate for sure.
Working in a feed mill, we find all types of stuff like that.
Recently had some big dumps of rain and must have displaced a shitload of mice. I opened the hopper to load some bags and splash a bunch of sludge from old feed and rainwater and about 20-30+ dead mice…I was pretty much covered hard hat to steel-toes.
…the answer is yes, I got a bunch in my mouth too.
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All good, I was just eating and scrolling and BAM, dead cat.
Haha, yeah, you might win the award for most potentialy disgusting job on this thread 
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I’ll save the story about my trip to the hog farm for another day.
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You should call the Egyptian government and have the whole site sealed as an archeological dig 
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LOL, find the person who collects the portable toilets from events during the summer heat wave. Now they just catch shit all day.
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It was straight up mummified from the limestone. We thought it was a towel or a shirt until it ripped in half and was staring at us 
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I’m a code welder /boilermaker or a powerplant industerial maintenance man …kinda the same job depends on who I’m currently working for…
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Pipeline welder. DOT drug test suck. Anybody have experience with or know if urine luck-quick fix synthetic works?
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