i get this allergic reaction to effort, the symptoms are dangling arms, constant eye rolls, and a breathing problem that makes me sigh alot.
doctor says being lazy is not a disease but i don’t believe him.
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I’ve always found that not giving “MY sample” was the safest way to go .I usually have a synthetic sample in my pocket it’s the price we pay to partake …getting upto temp is the hardest part I put a handwarmer with elastics on it …havnt failed a urine test in 20 years…
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I’m retired now, but I did all kinds of jobs without ever coming vaguely close to having a career. I rafted logs on the Willamette and Columbia Rivers for 3 1/2 years (talk about a romantic job!), worked in the woods logging (you know, taking the shade off of the ground) in WA and OR for 1 1/2 years, worked at a candle factory, was an anthropologist for the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers (academically I’m a cultural anthropologist) for a year, was a carpenter and residential re-modeler for more than a decade, worked for U.S. DoL as a Workers Compensation Claims Examiner (loved the work, hated the job) for 4 years, maintained 50 apartments by myself (with the exception of electrical at the box or beyond) for 6 1/2 years, and some other shit too. It’s been a crazy fucking ride, and I remain vertical!
I never liked work. Apparently some people do.
The thing I have always liked to do the most is smoke marijuana. Now, finally and thankfully, I am able to do so as much as I like. 
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smoke 
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Retired label printer. Wine labels mostly. Funny as I haven’t drank for 36 years.
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Run a small repair shop
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Was making hog, cattle, chicken, etc feed…technically I still work there…but won’t be able to do the hard labour anymore.
Since I have no education or training for anything that’ll pay well, I’m leaning towards becoming a bus driver for the city. Not great pay…but will pay the bills. Pension plan and full benefits…so that’s good.
Trying to figure my life out a bit.
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