Temu Budget Bubble Hash
In order to bolster the Chinese economy somewhat and contribute to the worldwide slave labour market I thought I would visit that grand emporium of cheap crap that is most likely to end up in a landfill near you, TEMU.
I should stress they have not endorsed this review nor have they acknowledged my rather grandiose contribution I have made to the Chinese Yen by making such a purchase.
I also need to add a warning and disclaimer
The products shown in this review are likely, very, very likely to contain HUGE AMOUNTS OF CHINESIUM more than 100% in most cases. As anyone who has ever eaten crayons knows CHINESIUM is produced through the the sweat, tears and hunger of tiny, possibly ginger, children. CHINESIUM has been at the forefront of countless domestic, industrial and bicycle related injuries and DEATHS. It has also been linked to collapsing economies in the West, cancer and should not be swallowed.
In order to mitigate against the horrific harms caused by CHINESIUM the products are very, very cheap and dangerous. Which for me is a win win situation.
Ingredients
Chinese collapsible camping,bicycle,bedsit washing machine £20
Chinese bubble bags (appear much bigger in the picture) £12
Chinese made zipable work bag for weed £1.50
38 grams of tosh weed weighed in millilitres for precision
Bag of Ice
4 litres spring water from the source of the Nile
Tiny piece of hose cut from neighbours brake pipe (must be from the neighbours, not the nasty one)
I will let the pictures do the word stuff. Looks a banging bit of bubble, very clean. God bless China and all who sail in her.
