We’re opening up a whole can of worms here. Western consumerism complicit in child slavery etc etc but let’s just stick with fuck I’m tired.
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It’s a new type of Fight Club. Let’s make soap.
Too…many…words……stop…being……wordy…. Shhhhhhhhh…
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Bathing is a tool of the bourgeois elite I prefer to remain one of the unwashed masses.
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Had I known you fellas were about would have joined a few hours ago. Much better than trying to get the child to do dishes
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You smell like hotdogs though….
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I hear we’ll all be eating worms soon. Plants are gonna rise up. Planet of the (plants)
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Booooooo
You’re just a copycat that do reverse anthropomorphism with your plants, making resin to handle UV spectrum ^^
“I will put you in the dishwasher until you figure out how it works.”
I really do. Processed meat eaters of the world unite!
I shoot UV out of my eyes like lasers and don’t need fancy fixtures like mere mortals like you.
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I blame immature kids for that. Gad darnits
but…this is the dishwasher…they operate these via satellite these days
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But where does the tidepod go?
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Is that like… texting wifey, yo do the dishes?
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Divorce tips 101
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Just asking, for a friend.
We have wedding cake in the freezer and I told her I was going to eat it and she threatened me with divorce and I said I’d like to see the legal document.
Irreconcilable muffin differences.
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Can I do that with pizza?
I would just smoke the wedding cake likely, it’s pretty tasty
When I said for better or for worse I really meant don’t touch my pizza.
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Not that kind of wedding cake. A literal cake. I want to put it in a smoothie.
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