Why Are You Awake?

wouldn’t that turn your smoothie green? There are other flavors of cake…yup, london pound cake…cookies too! Makes a fella hungry

I think it’s vanilla but I really don’t remember (don’t tell her I said that)

cuz the sun is up so i have to get up

Whens your anniversary? (heh heh)

I have to wait until august but I might sneak a piece anyway because I’m that sort of guy.

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Brave fella!

What’s ironic, my wife texts me to do the laundry…

I tell her I don’t do laundry and I don’t vacuum. Not out of sexism but because those things are not important to me, I’ll wear dirty clothes for 6 months I don’t care, so if it’s important to you go do it.

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Ah… I’d be in troooooooooble.

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Oh I’m in trouble but I’m comfortable with that.

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Comforts are key to life!

When you’ve been sent to the principals office 1000 times the 1001st time means pretty much nothing.

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You start to giggle after lil bit. I know the principles office well. The real one.

“Let me guess, you’re going to threaten my future and threaten me with suspension and then not actually do anything…”

Oh no! I’m shaking!

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Nose in the corner for an hour? Sure, I’ll take an extra recess.

“Suspension? You mean I get to stay home and watch tv for 3 days? Awesome! I mean, oh no!”

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Exactly. Now they WANT you in school it seems. Attendance and recorders… what?!

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Ugh. Still awake. This thread is counter productive.

Someone sing me a lullaby.

Everybody, yeah
Rock your body, yeah
Everybody, yeah
Rock your body right
Backstreet’s back, alright

Hey, yeah, well
Oh, my God, we’re back again
Brothers, sisters, everybody sing
Gonna bring the flavor, show you how
Gotta question for you, better answer now, yeah

Am I original?
Yeah
Am I the only one?
Yeah
Am I sexual?
Yeah
Am I everything you need?
You better rock your body now

Everybody
Yeah
Rock your body
Yeah
Everybody
Rock your body right
Backstreet’s back, alright
Alright

Now throw your hands up in the air
Wave 'em around like you just don’t care
And if you wanna party let me hear you yell
‘Cause we got it goin’ on again
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)

Am I original?
Yeah
Am I the only one?
Yeah
Am I sexual?
Yeah
Am I everything you need?
You better rock your body now

Everybody
Yeah
Rock your body
Yeah
Everybody
Rock your body right
Backstreet’s back, alright
Alright

So everybody everywhere
Don’t be afraid, don’t have no fear
I’m gonna tell the world
Make you understand
As long as there’ll be music
We’ll be comin’ back, again

Everybody
Yeah
Rock your body
Yeah
Everybody
Rock your body right (rock your body right)
Backstreet’s back

Everybody (rock your body)
Yeah (rock your body)
Rock your body (rock your body)
Yeah (everybody rock your body)
Everybody (rock your body)
Rock your body right (rock your body, everybody)
Backstreet’s back, alright

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Worst. Lullaby. Ever.

:joy::joy::+1:

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