Wife Smelled It On My Breath - Imminent Divorce

Maybe she beat him like a borrowed mule and took away his computer :scream_cat:

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Get a vape pen or start taking dabs. Much more potent medicine and takes out the combustion of flower. It’s a game changer.

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Or perhaps it was her that logged in and now he is rotting in the dungeon🤔
#FREEFASTARKID

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I would just always tell her she smells like something she likes and threaten to divorce her "death is supposed to due you part not herb lol

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Watch the milk cartons for updated pictures !

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As much as I agree with most of the stuff on here I would recommend against taking relationship advice from people online who don’t live your life. People on a weed forum of course are going to be extremely pro weed/biased and only you live your own life/deal with the consequences of the advice.

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%100 agree :+1: but in general if you are married to anyone it should not be conditional real Love is unconditional

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When reading comments on the internet, I like to picture myself pulling up to the drive thru window at Wendy’s at 2 am and who ever I have pictured in my head opens the window blasting me in the face with the smell of old French fries and dirty mop water. I recoil at the stench and then read the comment like it was dictated by that brave Wendy’s employee.

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Probably not too far from the mark after OG collectively beat this horse to death. :racehorse::skull_and_crossbones::rofl:

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Binaca maybe. I use to spray my fingers too with it when I would smoke as a kid.

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She was with you for the opiods ???

One word.

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This thread will rival the bodhi thread when its all said and done. Me thinks this hits 1000 pages. Thread is pure gold.

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Have you been getting into the Vienna sausages again woman!? I told you I’d divorce you next time I smelled weenies on your breath you disgusting hosebeast! (All due respect)

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Lol. I was going to say. Are you still together.

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This stuff is the shit! Works freaking great.

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Just get rid of her now…the demands will never end and you will never be happy…find someone else…best thing you will ever do.

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See if you can trade lb for lb. Might make you feel a bit better, and you’ll be good on smoke for a bit…

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Lol. Never ask him for help. @anon98660487 that is some funny shit. Muffin dessert.