Wife Smelled It On My Breath - Imminent Divorce

Think I’d be running a add to upgrade .

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Sure looks like a one way street. Maybe have her give up something in return. As Elvis sang - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQpoE_prycE

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Best way is reverse psychology. Find something she really loves to do and tell her you can’t stand it, she’ll have to quit or you’ll divorce her. You’ll find out pretty quick if she was bluffing to start with :joy:

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Not getting in your business but time for new wife.
The only thing that would cause a divorce in my home? If she smelled pussy on me.

Vape rosin is a good option. Best of luck.

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Tell her it helps with the root!!!

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My wife just said I was being optimistic. There would be no divorce. Lol

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@Brokehoe
sounds like one day you’re going to wake up to find she has chained you in a dark basement beneath your kitchen floorboards.

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That tickled😛

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I would give her half and tell her that I am going to live a life style that your not going to like and move
on. No way would I let my wife tell me what I can or can’t do, that’s not what marriage is all about.

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Just get naked.

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Hard to fight or argue with a naked man.

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I wanted to say something else but I think that’s enough. Lol

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If you got stinky fingers there’s nothing I can do about that. We do play with plant parts. I hope this topic is for people over 21

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I’d say stay away from growing or smoking the tuna kush it could get confusing.And don’t be eating any chicken on the way home .

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:rofl: :joy: :sweat_smile: :rofl: :joy: :rofl: :sweat_smile: :joy:

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She was such a sweet child too…
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He logged in 4 days ago, read the replies and figured it was easier to deal with the wife than this crew…

Lolz…

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Maybe she can take another look at your mri
And try some Listerine for your hands and mouth congrats on the opiate free I hope you get better

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I have heard the old joke,find a woman you hate and buy her a house and save yourself the time.

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