You Know What Really Grinds My Gears

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Few things are more annoying than hearing a mouse in the wall chewing away at something. Several years ago, I woke up to the bottom half of one of my living room walls and drywall dust scattered across the floor where my dog must have decided to do something about one of the little bastards.

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Three things piss me off…

  1. Hard Butter
  2. Loud Women
  3. Bookmarks with tassels! the tassel always gets caught on something and when you grab for the book the bookmark get yanked out.
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Swatagawd if I read one more article and the page moves and I lose my place, there is no faster way to make me avoid the website forever. I use brave most ads are gone but every once in a while something covers the page asking me to subscribe financially (groan) and when I try to escape it, the article I was reading is at the beginning. If you are designing a website that does this, choke on it. Modern news sites are hard to read because of this. I can get around most paywalls but some still badger you after that. Sometimes I want to just live under the sea.

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Lol at “Hard Butter”.

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really, huh?

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Yep, it was very unexpected and made me laugh.

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It’s not open toed!

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I want to just live under the sea.

In an octopus’s garden?

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That’s so old school…clearly he meant in this modern up to date gated community…

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From what I understand the one on the left comes with a wicked bunker.

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What grinds my gears are all these damn emails from advertiser’s. Then to top it off the one about them able to give you a 15 inch penis. HOLY HELL who in da fluck wants a sjlong that size? Women would run screaming in fear from that one eyed monster……

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Cus loud men are lovely ?

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well no. that would be fallacious.

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I like loud women.

And I will not comment on the 15” penis. Some of us are cursed.

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I would have one-a dose, if I folded it in half. Haw haw.

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but… @Slick1 would come running… so… people who want to befriend @Slick1 ???

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It may be short but it sure is skinny

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I can’t pee without you bursting through the wall Kool Aid man style yelling “oooh yeah!!!” and staring at my junk so you’re one to talk!

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You know what really grinds my gears? Seeing an envelope of seeds in my morning USPS Dashboard and then having it not show up until the next day’s mail delivery. :rage:

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What grinds my gears these days is seeing something obviously shitty in others, not realizing I be doin the same damn thing. What the hell am I going to do with that? Change? Lol

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