The bike I was riding was fairly distinct, so like a wuss I was legit scared of retaliation, stripped some amazing stickers off it, like the glass eye in a vagina on the top tube staring up at me while I rode and the warriors sticker on the fork
Most All my bikes have been and stickerless since lol
WellâŚif they werenât out to get you before they sure are now.
A little camo is probably wise.
I guess yelling âok then, come at me broâ might get other bikers in trouble, so Iâll just admit to having awesome loogeys and leave it at that.
Drivers beware if youâre acting a fool.
Also, seeing walmart bikes fully cross shifted really grinds my gears lol
Whatâs the point of all those gears if you somehow manage to only use one, and itâs the wrong one 
Do you start in the overdrive gear on your geo storm?? Do you haul down the interstate in secong gear?
I mean, you donât have to be a rocket surgeon, butâŚ
This seems to be a strong subject, so on the matters I suppose I could be more flexible. After all, weâre talking socks here. Iâm a vigilant blue bottle foot powder in the sock, so staying fresh is key after all. When we go camping I always get yelled at for dirty feet, and forced to wash like a child. If only all of lifeâs problems could be so simple.
If you get yelled at every time you that you have dirty / smelly feet then the problem is probably somewhere else lol in the end itâs just socks. To each his own 
Iâm trying to guess if you were planting weed or burying a body?
Donât ever ask me about my organic inputs again.
They generally wonât cut across school baseball/football fields or cut through a yard on a dead end eitherâŚ
Lol.
Good. So Iâll commit all my crimes dead centre of the 50 yard line and theyâll never get me.
Thatâs why they call it âthe international waters of suburbiaâ.
Mines a cruiser, sort of lowrider go-cart 20inch 5 e-assist levels and full throttle. 8-speeds with an Internal hub. So, no derailer auto shifts any gear without moving. Iâve dumped it twice by taking too sharp of a turn and forgetting to lean to the opposite side. The second time I dumped it I made sure my toe straps and heel slings were loose. The first time I dumped it I couldnât get my feet out of the toe straps and heal slings. It wasnât pretty. It was after having it 6 months that I got schooled on the fact that no one could see me if they were backing up. I actually think I crapped my pants a little. Drive defensively is #1 on this kamikaze 12-mile and hour lowrider. 45 miles on a charge. whatâs up 
AMAZING BYKE!
I see these on occasion but ALWAYS with a MASSIVE FLAG on REFLECTIVE POLE on the back.
The most rad person on one of these Iâve seen had flashing lights on their KNEES and a helmet with light-up mohawk.
100% if you didnât notice them youâd better be fucking blind.
Yep, I should have a flag. I wear an expensive helmet red dot rated. I very seldom ride it on city streets. We have tons of bike path. up and down our rivers. Itâs a gamble in town on busy streets. If the grass is tall, they canât see you coming.
Dirty from dirt, I never said nothing about smelly. My shits smell like roses. lol
Weâll take your word for it. 
we must have the same florist, "whiff whiff "that smells like shit
The weather has been grinding my gears. Itâs rained every day for the last 5 days. Tonight my house has been doing the whole poltergeist thing with the intermittent power, 10 seconds into booting my PC up and theyâre baaaack. Going by the accuracy of last weekâs forecast, this upcoming week is going to be more of the same.
Ditto hear, but for different reasons. This mild summer weâve been experiencing has resulted in an increase in mice making their way into my house. I HATE mice. Disgusting little things. Usually we got a couple in the spring and a couple in the fall. This year has been different. Ugh.
