Smoke report for that #2 Cheese Haze (finally).
Looks:
I was really shocked when I looked at the labels on the jars. March 8, 2024! Time is fucking FLYING by, no good. Anyway, yeah, so these flowers have been curing for over five months now.
Smell: Unbroken nugs smell very musty and earthy, which isn’t surprising considering they’ve been in jars for almost half a year. Broken-up nugs smell very good, very berry-ish, although I’m not sure what berry they smell like exactly. Just a “soft fruit” kind of thing, not sharp and citrusy, but more of a “round” berry smell, if that makes sense.
Taste: Like a lighter version of the way the broken-up flowers smell. Berry-ish and occasionally I’ll get a faint taste of pine, too. It’s not mouth-coating or anything, but it still tastes really good. The smoke is also very, very smooth, no coughing at all with this one no matter how big of a bong rip I take. That probably has something to do with the length of time she’s spent in jars, but whatever the reason, I like it.
High: I love this one, but I’d also have to say that it’s probably the most “complex” high of the three Cheese Hazes I grew.
It takes about five minutes to start feeling it, at which point it does get a little rushy, bordering on anxiety-inducing. Now that I know what to expect, I can deal with it, but yeah, it’s a little bit racy for fifteen minutes or so.
After that, there’s about twenty minutes of me wanting to take a shower and lie in bed. I dunno if you guys have ever experienced that, but I noticed it with one of the Bandaid Haze samples I tried the first couple times I smoked that one, too (although none of the BAH’s I grew were like that). I can’t remember now if it was the #7 or the Church, but yeah, this one made me feel the same way the first few times I blazed her. And it’s not because I’m tired or anything, but just because… I dunno. Like I just wanna clean off, get in bed and watch Better Call Saul again. I’m sure if I actually did that, I’d get out of bed after five minutes.
After all of THAT, though, it’s fucking awesome haha. It kind of reminds me of Chem and certain Chem hybrids that I’ve smoked, like a “down then up” sorta high, where the longer it goes, the more fun it is. There’s definitely a little “body” to it for a while, but then it just starts rising and I laugh at a lot of stuff, I feel more active and talkative. The longer it goes, the clearer it gets, if that makes any sense. It’s not wearing off or anything, it just gets clearer and higher and more “soaring” and more “functional” (although it’s pretty functional right from the get-go). Zero comedown, too. It just eventually wears off and leaves me feeling refreshed.
Anyway, yeah, this is great weed. Probably the most psychoactive of the three and also, weirdly, the most “up,” despite the initial crazy,“Oh, shit, I need to just sit here for a minute…” comeup. I definitely wouldn’t smoke this before bed. It’s very, very good, though, I like it a lot haha. It’s almost a sort of Special Occasion Smoke.
In order of preference, it’s the #3 Cheese Haze plant, followed by the #2 plant and then the #4.
Great job on this cross, @HolyAngel. I was a little apprehensive about this #2 plant, just because she looked soooo different from the other two, but this one is excellent. I really wish I only had, like, thirty packs of seeds in the fridge so I could get back to this one again relatively soon. And I may still get back into them relatively soon.
Whenever I do, I’m gonna be PUUUUUMPED haha. And I’ll take clones, I swear!
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that actually reminds me of some of the NorthStar. Hard and kinda couchy up front and then clear as day at the backend.
