Leave it to Foreigner to be the meat gazerā¦
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If youāre going to waggle it in front of me itās not really my fault.
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Lmao āwaggleā, like a dog tail.
Guess ya got me there! 
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I.
CANāT.
HELP.
IT!
Youāre still just butt-hurt that I didnāt enter this magnificence into your furry leg calendar!
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āMr February banned for using performance enhancing drugs.ā
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I AM A PERFORMANCE ENHANCING DRUG!
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Great laugh this morning fellaās.
But I gtg to work now. Grrr
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Donāt encourage me to turn you into an injectable powder.
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I donāt inject powder.
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Maybe a new monthly extra for your calendars?
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I was really hoping for a centrefold option but it wasnāt on the menu. That wouldāve been awesome.
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It would have to be a toss up between Him and Doug
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There are only so many half naked men I can have in my apartment at one time.
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I was wondering that myself
Is that the wifeās rules?
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āI told you last time thereās a limit on the number of naked men Iāll allow in here. Iāll just hide in my office for the momentā¦ā
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Mrs. Pigeon is brainstorming a photo nowā¦ 
Prob like this but with my dreads and a plant.
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If you already have a pink pony the picture kind of takes itself.
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This is what happens when you splash 
nutes on your junk!
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Too much P
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The risk of nude gardening 
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