Today we’re gonna learn (together in fact) how to move 13 late flower plants an hour down the road in a uhaul and set up the grow in a fucking shed! Sounds like some really stupid shit and that’s why this is the topic for people who want to learn how to do stupid shit.
Stay tuned.
Step 1 - make sure the uhaul you rented is too wide to fit thru your only somewhat discreet loading option so that you may have to walk each plant at least 40 feet or so.
Couldnt pass up an offer on a house and had other people making offers, didnt wanna lose out on getting it. It’s taking me out the heart of a top 20 major city in the US into nothing but miles of farm land and a half acre yard, owned property, closer to family, etc.
For one of these steps it will be “make sure not to leave enough room on the uhaul for all your plants” but for the sake of keeping things in order I will give it numeric value later.
Gracias. No basement in this house tho and it’s way too small to grow in. Luckily my kids are young but the house is way to small for older kids/teens. This is only a 3-5 year option for us as we have an infant and a 6 year old. Once the six year old (girl) is pre teen I dont see this house working out lol she’s already a fucking psycho man.
Step 2 requires some action before starting to move - adamantly insist that your wife “not stay and help because its probably best I do this alone” when she asks multiple times if she needs to stay and help. This is to make certain you have no one here to bunch up the colas so that you may get the under sized trash bags you purchased over the actual plant.
Reminds me, for the person that has my banana cheesecake, if that ends up being a girl and I dont get my cuttings ima hunt you down sucka.
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