Im hand banana and ill be your teacher today.
Today we’re gonna learn (together in fact) how to move 13 late flower plants an hour down the road in a uhaul and set up the grow in a fucking shed! Sounds like some really stupid shit and that’s why this is the topic for people who want to learn how to do stupid shit.
Stay tuned.
Some unexpected guests are arriving soon i will assume.
Step 1 - make sure the uhaul you rented is too wide to fit thru your only somewhat discreet loading option so that you may have to walk each plant at least 40 feet or so.
Couldnt pass up an offer on a house and had other people making offers, didnt wanna lose out on getting it. It’s taking me out the heart of a top 20 major city in the US into nothing but miles of farm land and a half acre yard, owned property, closer to family, etc.
Congratulations
For one of these steps it will be “make sure not to leave enough room on the uhaul for all your plants” but for the sake of keeping things in order I will give it numeric value later.
Gracias. No basement in this house tho and it’s way too small to grow in. Luckily my kids are young but the house is way to small for older kids/teens. This is only a 3-5 year option for us as we have an infant and a 6 year old. Once the six year old (girl) is pre teen I dont see this house working out lol she’s already a fucking psycho man.
Step 2 requires some action before starting to move - adamantly insist that your wife “not stay and help because its probably best I do this alone” when she asks multiple times if she needs to stay and help. This is to make certain you have no one here to bunch up the colas so that you may get the under sized trash bags you purchased over the actual plant.
Make sure to stick around and see if you still feel that way in a few hours. Im sure I’ll do some high level dumb shit over the course of the evening.
If I only had a cameraman lol
Silly I originally thought I could move 39 buckets.
Luckily I had the sense to gift most of my late veg and early flower. Have 5 buckets each with established clones, and 13 late flower buckets
Reminds me, for the person that has my banana cheesecake, if that ends up being a girl and I dont get my cuttings ima hunt you down sucka.
I know you’re reading this 
Better luck to you. and I will stick arounf, but lol I could give you a run for your money lol, try this one on:
I enlisted during vietnam
Better than a skateboard. 
Kinda of looks like a ficus tree Under the cover of darkness, at least ya didn’t have to dig them out of the ground! 
Step 3 - eat some rice krispies because you smoked some of the critical kush you’re moving.
less to move
