I think I’m starting to understand water potential.
So each unit of water can support (x) number of people. As more and more people show up, in the form of Solutes, the water has less and less potential to do work.
So if our distilled water has no solutes at all, there’s just too much water available, and the seeds drink too quickly. I am imagining it’s like the end of Band of Brothers, when they have to keep the people in the concentration camp after their captors are gone. And control their food intake, so they don’t end up overfeeding the starving people, to death.
So in a lab setting I believe the standard practice is to soak the seeds in Polyethylene Glycol for a certain amount of time, based on the seed size, and weight, and species — but I don’t have the experience, or guidance, or old seeds I’d be willing to risk.
Instead of brute forcing that data; my line of thought is that most of us have excess cannabis seeds worthy of disintegration, and that a healthy plant would contain all of the right nutrients in the right ratios to support another healthy plant.
If that line of thinking holds up; The safest way to replenish spent hormones and enzymes in our old seeds, without overshooting the phytohormone levels and growing them to death, is a Cannabis Sprouted Seed Tea.
Cannabilism. 
My next step is to get an idea on how to determine the concentration of ground seeds necessary for achieving that -1.0 MPa for Osmopriming. I would imagine we could use RH in our jars to determine moisture content of our fresh seeds, and if so, there could be an easy algorithm for how much water to add to get to a certain water potential.
Could fuck around and be as easy as, 1g of -50 MPa seeds, + 49g of DI water = 50g of -1 MPa solution? 
There’s no way I’m that lucky, tho.
Anyone familiar with Pascals? 
What if I include a picture of a fat cat, who takes shits that rival a full-grown Black Bear.
