You Sir, are a sheltered diva. 
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Yes that’s true too.
But I also live in 800sqft with no carpets so vacuuming is stupid.
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On that piont, I agree completely. I think females tell us to do things that have no purpose because they have a need for “World Domination”. 
I have a need for world domination.
First decree: down with kiwis.
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What are we doing tonight Brain? 
Same thing we do every night Pinky. Plan to take over the world.
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Yes exactly like that. Including the lack of success.
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Never listen to a kiwi . 
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Always trying to tell you what to do…
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This is a poor breakfast because
A: kiwis obviously
B: no fried meat products
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Goes well on a pork chop sandwich
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We’ll call it the kiwi T-boner.
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I have no problem with people from New Zealand, actually I am jealous of the trout fishing there.
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Breaking news: Kiwi lures Trout
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I see your 800sqft home and downsize it to the 600sqft apartment we live in.
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Well 200 sqft is Mrs Foreigner’s office so really I live in a small cardboard box with a hole in it for ventilation.
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I have had a change of heart. I do not hate kiwis. I am so sorry about @Foreigner.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcuG7JIfOt4
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For this day has become one of shame.
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I live in a large camper but I am surrounded by 10 acres of woods and pasture fields. 🥸
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I bet you have a 3 acre kiwi patch that you defend with a shotgun.
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