And you walk kinda funny.
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Don’t try to distract me it’s not going to work.
And eww yuck kiwis.
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The hair burns off if you cook them right.
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Italians? 
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Gotta pluck em
Yeah, it probably will work the same on Italian bulls.
I raise cattle for a living and I dont think you want to try burning the hair of an Italian bulls gonads. 
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It’s an art, and one has to have quick hands.
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One at a time using tweezers.
Perhaps better him than you!
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Ever see where they put pieces of paper on fire in your ear to burn the hair off? It’s too scary for me. Let me put fire in a head orifice…
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Amen brother ! 
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@magu has no hair so this doesn’t apply to him.
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I have so much hair coming out of my ears that it looks like a rope handle for one of those jack-o- lantern buckets that the kids carry on halloween.
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I could jump rope with your head.
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Anyone ever dehydrate kiwis?
No.
Because it concentrates the kiwi nastiness.
Kiwi chips
Blech
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Here have a nice refreshing handful of kiwi chips.
No thank you.
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No one would ever dehydrate a kiwi.
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only time i tried to dry a kiwi, it popped open and a black cloud of fruit flies came out… fuck that.
do kiwi seeds look like baby fruit flies? do fruit flies come out of kiwis? coincidence?
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Those kiwi chips are the most wonderous things I have ever seen. 
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