Disgusting. Every feature of it is disgusting. It needs a shave more than I do.
You’d need to be damn hungry.
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Wait a minute those a fuzzy like kiwis!
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I am so sorry about the fuzzy bears. Try this it’s safe, but don’t make eye contact. He’s a good dog.
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Now that’s what I call romance.
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You should try it with açaí
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Monkey nuts are great and good for ya. You must be one of them Brussels sprout eaters!!!
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I would like that but I am out of 
. Therefore, I shall side with the brussel sprout eaters. 
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Now passion fruit I hate. It’s been a fad in the restaurant industry for years and I think it tastes like sour vomit.
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If they’re underripe you’re right. If they’re just properly squishy they are sugary and delicious.
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It looks like a french kiwi
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A ki-oui I think
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Ten out of ten. 
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Qui-oui 11/10
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Don’t get any on the floor. That would pissqualify you.
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The urinal is just a suggestion really.
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Kiwi? Isn’t that California American marketing for the Chinese Gooseberry?
I love kiwis, I use to pick them from the bush as a kid, growing up in the area they grow them commercially.
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Urinals and kiwis? Oh my!
I think I better hit the bong.
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