So everybody likes to pee while in open water of course.
One day a friend decided he was going to do the same with a shit.
Put on a life jacket, floated around a bit, then had numerous turds bobbing around his face. Glorious.
This did not happen at @Hashpants house but @JustANobody knows the full version.
Im not going to name names, but @hashpants was flushing my outboard for awhile after that trip. I’ll just leave it at that.
“Uh, is this the toilet? This is the toilet right?”
“sadly, it was not, a toilet.”
Unlike some I can proudly say I’ve never relieved myself in an outboard motor. Inboard…well…does an indoor hottub count?
It’s basically the same thing.
@Foreigner has to make motor boat sounds to urinate.
You mean I could have been driving my house around all this time?
It’s a very soothing sound. It’s the only reason I go to wet tshirt contests.
I’m afraid to ask where the motorboat sounds eminate from…
From @hashpants
When he runs.
It’s hit and miss, like @JustANobodys work schedule as a nanny.
I checked his references. Legit. I would trust him with your children.
Good enough for me, send him off to the grocery for Tofu and bean sprouts. They have dietary demands 🫴
Soft medium or hard tofu?
Yes and assorted density cheeses.
Styrofoam is the lowest density cheese and very good for the environment. Unsolicited nutrition advice.
Damn it. I have about 10 or 12 good jokes but I have to leave right now. You guys dont go any where for about 13 hours. I will be back. 
Mmm, recycled Lasagna
Just don’t ask what I use for the ricotta