Anyone ever wondered what @Foreigner uses for ricotta in his lasagna? And what does he do with the actual ricotta!
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You’ve had my files from ‘05 this whole time? I’ve been looking for them for 20 years.
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Disturbing searches on Steven Segall, mostly.
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You and I are single-handedly buttressing his career. But you are contractually obligated to not wear the pants of other famous people.
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I’m zipped into my Segall pants contract. When there were two sets of tracks in the sand " That’s when we carried you, Steven"
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It’s also got a lip buttoning clause.
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I’m not allowed to point out flaws in Willie Nelson’s new line, the “You were always on my behind” pants.
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I can do it I’ve signed no such agreement. And now im going to copywrite it as a commercial jingle.
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Plunk plunk plunk
That’s the sound that seeds make as they fall out of the buds and into the tub.
This is a good thing seeds ripe and ready to go and all that good stuff.
I think I’ll leave it hanging until I get back in 12 days and shuck it then.
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Holy hell, I can sure relate to that! 
That and “fuck it, I’ll do it myself”.
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Are you on a populated lake already?
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DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDE!
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It was delicious. Rib mole with zucchini flowers and a huitlacoche queso tostada.
I still have mole under my fingernails.
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You need a loin cloth. Like the God of Death 
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I’m wearing one now but mine is much more revealing
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