Foreigner Remains Legal

What is stereo? Im glad you asked that. I would like to turn that question over to our very own music historian. The rock legend that played at Woodstock ( three days after it was over).You all know him as the man who “ is older than dirt and twice as dusty”. The fellow that coined the phrase “ wheres my bong?” He is the guy who is always “hard outta likes”. My friend and yours, Mr. @mota . When we come back after the commercial break he will wow us with his knowledge of music trivia, tell us the answer to the question that we never asked and regale us with the greatest story in Rock n Roll history- How did he get his head stuck in that tuba when he was french kissing Grace Slick. :grin:

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Sorry to be so slow responding to that most fascinating question. Eggs were in the pan. Time for a little breakfast. I make fresh guac every morning.

So how exactly did that happen is the question. Let me explain.

It’s true, the lovely Grace and I were French kissing. Now, you know Rahsaan Roland Kirk. Here’s a photo of him during basically the same time period.

Grace and I were in a sizzling hot embrace when, while somewhat unexpected but in no way surprising to me, she felt musical inspiration. As I’m sure you all know, she blew a mean recorder, and before I was even aware of it, my tongue suddenly had a companion in her mouth, the recorder. The next thing that occurred even she wasn’t prepared for (and I’m confident she never experienced again!) - When her overwhelming musical exuberance became coupled with her completely overstimulated carnal instincts, that damn recorder transmogrified into a tuba! You can believe that or not. I’ve got breakfast getting cold.

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Welcome back Mein Freund!

This amount of seeds will give more gorgeous plants than you’ll probably grow for the rest of your life (at least from that strain ;))

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Dang ! You’ve created a literary masterpiece. Before breakfast, no less

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…my ladies seems to like some erotic,as it looks like

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You grow again in your house? Great :smiley:

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:roll_eyes: Pffffffft !!! :face_with_symbols_over_mouth: Sorry @saxo I meant to reply to @Foreigner . Too drunk to write. :joy::rofl:

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Good Afternoon @Foreigner, it has been a while since I’ve typed with You… hope your having a great Spring.

The Woman (stylist lol) who cuts my Hair, was laughing when she told me about Customer responses to Your Calendar. Kudos to that piece of Daring Artwork. I’ve shared it with the right people !!

Cobbs, wow I have to share a Quik story with you about our Cobbs.

Buddy had some special Guests visiting, and I pulled the last Frankenstein cobb from the freezer.

Hard as a Rock, a single oz… and it was sticky and fluffy when roughed-up.
4 people 1 joint and we were all actively/animated and socially baked for at least 3 hours. And then it became random I think.

Definitely that Cannabis had changed, it was Smoooth, and lung expanding, yet almost dangerous good.

High Fives to the Mrs. for speaking her mind

cheers you OG kinda guy, it was Fun.

Biggest success yet, to the Process

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Hey man. Yeah the first one I broke open was very good and I was very pleased with it. Like really fancy brick weed. And very different. I’ve still got one hidden away that I think I will hold onto until a party or something. If you say the aging changes it: I look forward to it.

Also glad the calendar is getting a good response. I haven’t shown it to many people IRL so to hear it’s getting good reactions pleases me.

@saxo s plant seems to like it.

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The few people who have seen it in my room just gave me strange looks lol

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Du muss krankenhaus gehen!

Weird looks are good. It was bound to get weird right from the start.

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That’s what I told them too but I have a feeling they don’t believe me

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“Don’t tell me you paid money for this.”

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It’s a secret I will take with me to the grave

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You should put in your will that you want to be buried with it.

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I think that goes a little too far

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Or donating it to a museum would be fine too.

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Should I shuck seeds with Montezuma?
  • Yes
  • No
  • Eww gross

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I’m leaning no. But it needs to get done.

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This could (and probably will) devolve quickly. Sounds like a shitty job, but what must be done…must be done. :tada::rofl: :green_heart:

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And Happy Father’s Day to all the dads 'round these parts. :green_heart:

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