Throw in BBQ hot dogs and it’s the full move.
I’m taking full opportunity to do nothing, nothing, today. Lovely.
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So it’s very early in the morning and the cottage is silent and I have the couch and the woods all to myself.
I’m trying to think of another fundraising activity.
There are extra pics not used on the calendar I could use.
I was thinking a puzzle would be funny but fuck they are too expensive for just having a laugh.
I will continue to think about it when my brain allows it.
Have a great upcoming day. I may sleep all day.
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Don’t forget to feed the bugs.
Have a smokin day.
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So Mrs Foreigner asked me to roll 13 joints for our trip (I actually only rolled 11) but she hasn’t touched any of them.
Instead she’s rocking these:
It’s quite the collection.
It makes sense, it’s not the kind of place where we can stink everything up.
I bet she smokes none of these joints until we get home.
It’s lovely out if a little chilly.
All the best.
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Hey @Foreigner , I am making progress on your secret project . Should be all done before you return. Please send retainer payment. I even tested it for you.
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Ok well first of all the toilet paper is on the wrong way around so I will expect a steep discount.
Just flushing money away.
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It’s to save space and keep the roll outda bowl.
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I do live in a small space and such functionality appeals to me. But fix the toilet paper.
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What’s the pull cord for that’s hanging on the right wall?
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It’s my butler summoner.
I have a dumbwaiter too but you can’t see it.
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He’s not just invisible, he’s also very quiet, never says a word.
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I had a dumbwaiter once.
His name was Hank.
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“Don’t sully my evening with your filthy presence.”
I did not order the soup, Hank.
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You smell like Ribeye and bong water 
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I fill my bong with au jus
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Hey, I resemble that remark, I give nice presents. And some say my presence is nice too.
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I was speaking hypothetically to my fictional butler.
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Way outta likes, of course.
It’s a little known yet perfect blend for washing one’s hair.
And speaking of making bong water bubble…
Don’t misread that. I’m not making bong water bubbly. Someone might want to mention that to the bubbly guy Michael.
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Wait a minute!?? I thought that thing under cabinet was a bong. No? or Wee wee .
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