UnGawa P.P.
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My name is Hank. I’m a dumbwaiter.
More Coftea?
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Toilet paper is totally on backwards, good observation.
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I have pooped in a traffic cone but not upside down like that.
It’s why @Hashpants is building me a stealth commode.
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Stealth? As long as you’re sitting no one will know.
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That thing is perfect for not having to get up during commercials. Just needs a mini fridge.
And since we’re on toilet humour hashpants is doing a shit job at installing my new shitter.
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He needs to hurry and get that toilet ready.
Since we’re on such a shitty topic…
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Need one of OJ’s splatter stain experts for that one.
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OK. I have got to tell this story. Years ago I was out drinking on the back roads with some buddies. Its about 2:30 a.m. and one guy has to shit. The ditches and roadsides were covered with briars and poison ivy so he poops in the middle of a crossroads. 
The only thing he had to wipe with was a $ 20 dollar bill. It was the smallest thing that he had. So he leaves this HUGE turd with a $ 20 dollar bill sticking out of the top in the middle of a four way. Over the years I have often wondered how long that $ 20 bucks sat there before someone picked it up and stuck it in their pocket. 
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Twas me! One of the “accidental” chucks from the Vortex coop run
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Oh nice! Those should be really good then ^^
I was just looking at those vortex f2s yesterday. Need to get into them at some point here 
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She turned out really nicely and was a pleasure to grow. Low maintenance nice structure great frost. I had to use my imagination in flavour a little because everything got pulled early but even the shake after shucking was quite good.
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Well friends. I’m deeply ashamed of myself. It’s not my fault. I was put in the position where there was no choice.
I guess it’s still kind of like milk but it’s just not the same.
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What the hell is that?
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It’s a carton of lies.
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Somehow it tastes like the tears of the innocent.
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