I keep forgetting. 
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I’d give you a thumbs up, but, you know.
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No can opener for you.
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I’m left handed and never could figure out things designed for right handed freaks anyway.
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Lefty here too. My primary issues are with the damn right handed combs. I’ve got long hair on my head and face. Haven’t been able to comb them in years! A guy once said to me, “just turn the comb around.” It literally worked, but only from back to front. I’m afraid to turn it upside down.
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You kids ,and your left handed cigarettes! Fun fact from the flea markets,a left handed sickle/scythe is worth 20 times more than a right.
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I think it more a privilege than a right, since left handed scythes are so rare.
I may have smoked some weed recently…
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I haven’t combed my hair since 1990.
Everybody knows a scythe is right handed and a sickle is left handed.
Left handed things: more valuable intrinsically.
And mushrooms:
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Right or left handed? It’s a value issue.
I agree, lefty things are more valuable. HA!
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I’m not crazy enough to actually eat them. I’m 99% sure they are legit. I’m still not going to eat them.
The mushroom app says they are real and then gives big disclaimers absolving them of liability.
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Could always be Jack o’lanterns. Only one way to find out.
Then again you didn’t eat the cheese out of your garbage, I won’t be surprised if you let us down again.
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You are making me testee.
I was throwing the ball at the dog and it flew over the railing and I went fuck now I have to go get it and find this intriguing grove.
Turning failure into success since 10 minutes ago.
Still not gonna eat it.
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Some testees just don’t have the testes.
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I’m just going to hire some local kids to sample them first.
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Cheesy shrooms!
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I’m told that in France you can take them to any pharmacy and they will test them for you. Taking mushrooms across international borders: good idea.
It’s travel time!
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If he’d only have eaten the cheese balls…
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Even just seeing them in photos I’m 100% confident they are legitimately mushrooms!
As I recall, spore prints are the way to be sure.
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“Ned Flanders’ stupid left handed store.” 
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