I had no doubt! 
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Right on glad you won.
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So give us the details already!!
I need ‘blow by blow’ commentary…
Cheers
G
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lol! You’ll be able to see it I think online pretty soon the whole shebang was recorded. I just got back from the music part it was pretty good. Kevin handed me that trophy with a congrats lol I told him thanks Kev! I didn’t smoke a fatty with him, he’s keeping up with the times we did dabs. I am definitely legendary now those LPs want me to hang with them. I know so many notorious people in the industry, fuck me! I got myself some stickers from bubbleman and the dab bus. I chatted with growers who were like that guy Noel is a legend. Shared the mildew killing secrets, now that got lots of fist bumps, cause I “saved their grow!” Sooooooooooo many people gave me congratulations on the victory it was an endless stream of faces! Talked to scientists down in the trenches. Said it was so good they could keep data now the industry could progress. I gave DEM a hug told Josh it was all about the love man! It was a really great crowd of humans! So many faces from the past event it was wonderful. Filling my brain with industry chatter, I was in nirvana… And then the band played some nirvana come as you are techno/acoustic version. Wild shit!
My friends called, in particular gal and bat man, I was like oh making hash is standard it’s all about the strain, hopefully I can win. bat man said fuck that you’re a decade ahead of those chumps.
I guess…I am worthy… of throwing down with legends in the field, and becoming a legend myself. One high tech mother fucker.
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Oh I forgot, I didn’t have to trade rosin for dabs of other rosin. Banyan tree was there and you could just be hey man can I get a dab? And someone would serve you up a radical hit on their custom glass!
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Congrats on another win Joe! 
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Thanks, everyone! Before the final results of the contest, Che comes over to mike and I. He says hey have you checked out the trophies? They are sweet this year! Then he says Matty’s trophy is the one that says 1st place on it! I howled with laughter! Then Mike says “hey you should start your own hash making company called “Matty makes hash” except it’s got to be highly offensive too so call it “Matty makes hash and fuck Frenchie””. Oh my! I told him I hate those fucking cat turds.
Some people are taking the compressed vapors from the freeze dryer and adding it back into the hash afterwards. If you let the water evaporate, you can get a tsp of terpenes out of there. heh heh nuts I wonder if they tested it for contamination? I told them I was that crazy motherfucker online teaching everyone to use their freezer to dry it out.
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I can’t wait to rip some rosin through this beast! Now, you can see what the trophy really is, a custom made glass! Just got to get my hands on a quartz banger now.
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ooo, I’ll need a dab temp as well right? It’s some kind of little laser that tells you the temp your banger is at. I think the ultimate package would be the laser and a terp slurper. The real question is… how many mm is the opening of the glass? That’s how it works right? You have to know the glass hole size? lol! Fucking newbs, eh? glass hole, oh my!
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Looks like a 14mm from here. 
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lol, you have a sharp eye! It’s definitely 14mm, so I’ll keep that in mind when I’m looking around. Gary had an interesting one with little green and white pills in the bottom. I was checking out everyone’s crazy dab rigs! They were as varied and unique as the people themselves.
There’s Marcus and Gary’s stickers! The dab bus was a huge bus converted into a kitchen. It had a big eating/dabbing area out front.
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Oh the part I forgot was my camera for the second day. What a dunce, eh? The frank talk the women had about the male dominated cannabis industry was fuuucking priceless! I was chatting with them about bubble hash making. I would always take the time out to give someone a tip on their process if they asked. Pamela is definitely my fave, we talked about which strain we found made the most hash yield. She works in the lab making bubble hash! OMG! heh heh she’s my hero!
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Congrats @JoeCrowe you deserve it bro. You elevated my game. Big thank you brother.
Grundle
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Way to go! That all sounds amazing!
You have definitely informed my game with your generous sharing of knowledge here. I always check out this thread, and your others, when I’m on here.
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Way to go Joe!
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Thanks everyone! lol, Like I say, there’s someone probably reading this thread who will learn from me and become better than me. Perhaps even defeat me! I welcome the challenge, and while I may be a hash making savant, no matter how good I am - there is always someone else out there better than me! Bring the Pain!! The pain of defeat helps me improve.
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I had a look at the offerings at the Ontario Cannabis Store…
I found 2 examples only (both high end) of product that was harvested and processed as you do.
So, yes, you are cutting edge!
I’m planning on following your process as well.
So what’s your rig of choice?
Cheers
G
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I’m gonna get a terp slurper and probably the ol dab rite. Roast off those terps at 580F/304C! I need a 14mm male quartz!
Here’s the fucking crazy part, you ready? My process is a mirror of the process at work in all high class operations. Banyan tree? You bet those motherfuckers are making bubble and freeze drying it. Oh that guy across the table? His harvest right is acting up. Thinks it’s a lemon. Buddy over there? When he freeze dries it he evaporates the water and mixes the terps back in. They are fucking floored when I tell them I use a deep freeze instead. Che? I used his freeze dryer to test my process against a real freeze dryer! Fucking freeze drying 90 micron hash those are the people I hang with. They rolled in two years ago and kicked my ass right? With their godamned freeze dried hash they taught me a lesson.
I’m starting to think I’m playing at a different level here with all the notorious legends. I learned from them and then… rose up and won. Sometimes I’d just look around and be like…this is it man, the fucking big leagues. shakes his head
Pamela is working in the lab making hash. What is she doing? Oh… the standard process. Get them green buds and toss em in the freezer. Take it out and make live hash! Freeze dry that shit. Press it into live rosin! She’s the sorceress! We’re doing the same shit! I just pumped my fist and said “yes!”
Long story short… yes. This thread covers the entire winning method that all top notch producers are using to crush the competition. We’re all speaking the same language. Then… I’m like… but I threw them all under the bus with the same tech they use. WTF! looks over at his big bud plant ahhh my pretty. Soon, it shall all be mine… Nobody loves you…but me bah hahhah hahahhaahah! Oh my, sorry, got off on a tangent.
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F¥clin ay 
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Yessah! 
♂:trophy:
I’ll be reporting for duty tomorrow & we can go over:
Why did this hash come out like 
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You got a picture of it? Is the strain a new one you grew? What process did you use?
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