What kind of goodies are in there?
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ooooo the goodies are waiting for me in town now! Ahhh I live in the deep woods, so I have to make a journey to pick up a delivery lol!
Yoooo bruthaah! You wanna smoke some prize winning hash?? hah hah now they are giving out prizes I don’t just call it award winning. Man… how did he know I needed a new dab rig? Oh yah… Cause I’m always using his! You would think the contest is fixed, since I know the hosts. The judging is done by regular people though, my friends actually have no input.
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Oh yah, now that’s what I’m talkin’ bout. I took a rip that almost killed me lol! Honeybun that shit into the bowl and rip it hard so the pearl gets whizzing, bah hah! It’s like some kind of crazy toy that gets you super ripped. It works perfectly, and I got it from Head Candy.
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Holy crap! The hit is so…clean. I just hoover up a mega blast and it doesn’t hurt my lungs. OMG I got so fucking high off rosin. I tell you, I definitely don’t miss my old school primitive setup! Can’t wait to crank off some big bud rosin and hit that to my dome.
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Makes me want to get a slurper setup. I really like the rounded quartz buckets and cold starts. 
I still mostly use my Huni Badger 90% of the time.
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Wheeeee! That unicorn ain’t no virgin! I’ve been terp slurpling freeze dried hash now! My eyes got all buggy when I tossed that little golden nugget on there and it liquefied and sucked up into the barrel. mmm Good times!
I was like a kid in a candy store when I saw all the different setups at the competition! I was studying rigs and buddy says can I help you? Yah man… whats this, what’s that…what temps? what what what??! I probably asked him 20 questions. I had thought about getting a fancy setup last year but frankly I was lost and didn’t want to spend…ahem… a thousand bucks on the wrong shit. The dab table and the dab bus educated me in dab science. Boom, you know me…I’m off to the fucking races.
I had tried different setups and the terp slurper got the internal ping going. I didn’t honestly know if I would win a sweet setup until they rolled out the trophies. I was like fuck me… I HAVE to win! Like winning was cool and all when there was no prize, but I needed me a sweet rig. Crazy story!
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The flower winners got big ass 4 foot glass bongs heh heh, all the concentrate winners got the rigs.
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Well that escalated quickly… slurper, marble set, new torch, and terp timer ordered. 
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lol, turns out I’m potentially a bad influence 
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Yeah you are. First you influence me to freeze whole plants, then to dry my hash in the freezer, now the slurper. Keep it up and I’ll have to get me one of those fancy first place trophies.
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Oh my, now that was some funny shit! You just need to complete the ultimate pheno hunt and you can be scoring some trophies! It would be…fucking radical!
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Limited success on the rolling pin thing. All the smaller bits are dried out and here’s what went wrong. The pieces were larger and I rolled them out creating a thicker patty in the middle and thinner on the edges. The thin edges are dried already, leaving a wet core. You can literally SEE the moisture.
Oh that terp timer is a nutty device, it tells you the score with flashes and beeps. Beeps when you have got it over temp, then beeps when you have it at the right temp. IT never beeps if you don’t get it over the temp you want to achieve. Works great if you have trouble seeing the numbers! You can concentrate more on your “dab position” where you’re like a marathon runner at the starting line, getting all pumped up to take off! Just staring at the rosin spoon, waiting for the beep.
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glad I wasn’t drinking my coffee when I read that
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Oh it’s definitely a new experience. The thing I’ve noticed the most is that buddy was right. I was fucking ruining something great with shitty hot knives! The PCK hash is something next level nuts for sure. There’s no more metallic flavor! Yum, I bet that was healthy, lol! Anyways I think there’s every terpene known to humankind stuffed inside that plant. It’s nice!
The slurper won’t turn shitty hash into a good experience though. It’s fucking nasty, I thought I would just try it for science.
With that being said, yes you can roast off some excellent bubble hash in the slurper it’s just like another rosin dab.
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lol! So I get a call from the girl next door. She says “Wang!” that’s what she calls me lol! I seen a picture of you circulating online!
It’s my face next to the trophy that says 1st place hash… that I’m now ripping hash from.
hah hah I’ve got pendulous balls. I wonder who people got that photo from? They definitely snapped several while I was walking back from the stage.
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I saw a video clip of you getting your trophy on the Unicorn Cup Instagram account. 
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I think TSN had you up on the jumbo tron
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Heyyyy that’s what I was just thinking, that it was all on insta-grams. Yah, Kevin was presenting the trophies! I was giddy with glee at that point!
lol!!!
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