It always takes time to adjust. Some people say you can play the “I didn’t know I’m new” card for a year.
If you’ve never worked in an office before it’s not all that different. Just watch out for your friends.
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NEVER FORGET: They have NO IDEA how much you know and are bringing to the table. Get your poker face on, you got this. 
I’ve started hitting all my teacher friends every-time they drop an acronym that means NOTHING to anyone else. Or I yell, S.U.F.A.!!. (Stop using fucking acronyms!)
I drop many weird and obscure references in my first few weeks anywhere to find my people. 
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It’s getting jungle-y in there!
Coming up on 6 weeks veg this weekend.
Transplant will happen this weekend, and I’ll flip to flower. These plants didn’t give a shit about 3 days of 12/12, and most are still refusing to show sex, so that’s fun. Hoping that at least some plants show male so I can begin cutting and culling.
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Back right is a confirmed male (the only one so far), so I stopped training him. I really like him, so in going to attempt to keep a cutting to collect pollen at a later date in case one of the Vietnam Bomb is a keeper.
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A little better pic with the growth tips upright.
I’ll get individual pics when the get treated with em5 in the shower next week.
Next weekend we flip to flower.
Edit: the Oaxacan pic is in the flower tent. They’re at 3 weeks for the big one, 2 for the next, and 1 week for the late starts
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YOUR PLANTS LOOKS LIKE SHIT AND YOU HAVE NO SKILL AS A GARDENER!!
(for people that are too stoned to get it right away below = translation)
Your plants look fantastic! Mad skills yo!
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You’re a fucking dick! Fuck you @Pigeonman !
Translation for the memefully challenged:
I appreciate you; thank you brother!
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Man…you guys suck!
I really wanted in on the fun. 
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Did somebody say fun?!
I often find a bit of chaos to be quite fun.
So tonight, after a few beverages at my local drinking hole and a bong rip of Trainwreck, I decided to water my houseplants.
I added 5 grams of Megacrop 1 part from @GreenleafNutrients to use on my pathos, spider plants, Chinese money plant, etc, etc.
Well, I ran out of plants before I ran out of water, so this declared male Vietbam Bomb:
(Who was still looking thirsty after today’s watering)
Got a supercharged driiiiink from my magic wand!!
Let’s see what happens.
Edit: yes, that is painters tape on my sprayer tip. I got a cheap Chapin cuz the choice Chapin cost too much cheese. The snap broke, so I fixed it.
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Hell yeah bud, I’ll MacGyver that shit all day long!
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Amazing.
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Hey mate! Took me a minute but I’m all caught up with the grow! And it’s looks like I’m just in time for the flowering show! 
I’ll be here quietly following along 
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Great to have you brother! I always show up for dinner as dessert is being served, too! 
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Okay, earlier I said 6 ladies declared, but I jumped the gun. As of today we have 1 declared Blue Dream x Azure Haze (fem), 2 declared Silver Haze x Sowahh (fem), and 2 declared Vietnam Bomb (1 male/1 fem).
The others are showing “nubs” but can’t be confidently identified yet.
The females have been up potted to 5 gal Grassroots Living Soil pots, in 100% BAS Light Recipe. Phlizon 8 bar 640 W is at 30 inches and 100% luminosity.
Still on 16/8 light schedule for 6 more days
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100%?!?!
You sure about that bud?
Idk about that light, but I torched some plants with my new SF4000 turned up to 100 at 36".
Just food for thought. 
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That may be why they look overwatered! That is a lot of light.
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With or without the liner?..
Cheers
G
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Lol, everybody calm down! 
They’ve been riding at 75% for a couple weeks, so I thought I’d give it a twist. I’m keeping an eye on them, but I haven’t had any overwatering issues in weeks, and growth has been nothing but healthy.
Good looking out everybody, but I’ve got this one.
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With the liner!
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Many leaflets on the Oaxacan in the 3 gallon @Upstate !
Also, I took 4 cuttings of the big Vietnam Bomb male, and then chopped him up for soup (aka JLF). I need the room.
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