Dear OG,
I could use your help, and your collective expertise.
Summary: I ate ~5 grams of decarbed, dry-ice extracted keif and barely felt a thing. I was hoping for a ride to the moon. What went wrong?
The short version of what I did:
Before I get into the details of how I extracted and declared the keif, here are some of my own reasons why my rocket may have failed to launch…
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My tolerance is too high?
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I didn’t eat enough of it?
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The weed I used to make the keif was not good enough?
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The keif was improperly decarbed? This seems to be the likely reason.
Eating 5 full grams of good, properly decarbed keif (from bud, not shake) should have knocked me on my ass, right?
I have done this dry ice extraction/decarb on a number of occasions, with a couple of different strains, with similar poor results.
In each case, I took 14 grams of dried, cured, bud and did a dry ice extraction. I was easily able to extract 4-5 grams of golden keif. I would then decarb it in an oven for 40 minutes at 240F. I have no idea if these temps/times are correct but I have seen people around here post results with those numbers. I used a separate oven thermometer to be sure of my temps.
Keif tastes awful so I just put a pile of it into a scoop of peanut butter and washed it down with some water. 5 grams of keif is almost the size of a golf ball so I had to choke it down a couple of times. Yum.
A few hours later…nuthin’
Maybe it’s just me? I’m in a legal state that sells edibles. I find them to be weak as fuck. They sell 100mg packs of 10mg units, our legal limit. I have no problem eating an entire 100mg pack in a single gulp. They sell 100mg drinks. I generally drink 2 or more at a time. I get a little buzzed from this but not ripped. I haven’t tried eating more than that, I probably should.
If a couple hundred milligrams of gummy or soda gave me a little buzz, surely 5 freakin’ grams of keif should have taken me for a ride…?
Failure to get properly ripped on dispensary edibles is the reason I decided to start growing and make my own. I wanted to make rocket fuel. Dammit, I still do!
So far all I have made are what looks like huge piles of brown sugar…minus the sweet, sexy fun of real brown sugar. I’m frustrated but am still chasing the elusive dragon.
Where did I fuck up? Am I just doomed to mediocre highs because I smoke too much weed? Do I need to injest more? Do I need to change my decarb or extraction method? Do I need a new drug? Do I need to switch to a much messier, alcohol-based extraction?
Thank you if you managed to make it this far.
Help me, Obi Wan…
- Swallowing Only Burns Excess Reserves