What’s the most weed edibles you have ever taken? How many mgs? What happened?
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At a festival I bought a basket of brownies, ate one got munchies and proceeded to eat the othe batch and a half. Well these were like infused with butter hash and hash oil. I was so stoned I couldn’t speak to my friends just pass the bowl. The acid is the only thing that kept me awake. I was stoned for the next day or so. The rest of the day was dancing naked with gypsy hula dancers. Awesome times.
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Last summer we had sips 1000mg tincture. I shit you not we each ate a full pizza and fell asleep stacked on each other. Lmao we were gone beyond all, stoned to the moon. Fuck ya oregon!. The hotel didn’t know what to think lol. Im talking blackout stoned you think your bro is a couch and everyone sleeps on top of each other lmao. I woke up and felt shook from that drink holy shit.
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I recently ate over 1000mg. I was useless for 2 days. Mrs Foreigner wasn’t happy with me. She says my IQ dropped 100 points.
I didn’t freak out or anything but I probably wouldn’t do it again.
40-80mg is probably my sweet spot.
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I managed a dispensary and was owe $3000+ in wages. The owner insisted that I consume store products at full retail price, in an effort to help him reduce the debt.
In one day I consumed 5600mg of edibles, between brownies, cookies, lollipops, RSO and tincture. I consumed four syringes of RSO approx. 500-600mg of THC each. In addition to these ingested cannabinoids, I smoked seven grams of black hash, blonde hash, and kief.
Around 5pm everyone who walked into the store began asking if I was okay. I just remember being really, really tired.
But to this day, I have never been able to “get high” off edibles. I can eat seemingly indefinitely large amounts, without feeling more than comfortable knees and loose shoulders and drowsiness.
I regularly smoked 3-5 grams of flower a day for a decade or so, but in recent years my lungs have struggled, and fearful that I will die as my father and grandfather did from COPD, I only smoke specifically my breeding work, for the purpose of note taking, and a small mount of headstash for pain relief on labour intensive days. I now smoke about a 0.3gram half-joint of Afghan #1 and it does me solidly until bed.
The worst consumption I ever took part in were solvent based concentrates. I have consumed pounds of shatter in the last decade, and my brain function has been severely impaired because of it. I blame solvents, no cannabinoids.
Also I once had a schizophrenic episode where I talked like a cowboy uncontrollably. I had just smoked a couple grams of some poor quality, you-can-taste-the-butane shatter.
Highly recommend only sticking to organic sun grown flower, dry sift, and hashish. Preferably aged.
Also on that note, hemp wick and butane lighters are crap. A ceramic torch or element is ideal. Eve classic clean wood matches produce less soot than hemp wick. Yuck.
-Dr. Zinko
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Should have sued him for wages and let him fire you - then collect unemployment. Fuck that greedy bastard.
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Everyone’s got that one edible story. I’ve quite literally passed out with my shoes on MID-DAY before from edibles…“the year I ruined Thanksgiving” lol.
I was once so high at an IMAX movie (Interstellar) that I felt like I was in the movie, wife had to “steer” me around the theater when we had to leave because I could barely walk haha. IDK…had to be about 500mg or so to do that to me. I’m a big guy and I can handle every flavor of inebriants…so if I say I was fucked up I mean it.
Anything over 100mg, you’re just bein’ a silly goose IMO. Shit’s like a full on mildly-unpleasant psychedelic when you push it unnecessarily. Of course, it’s been mentioned some folks don’t feel edibles.
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Cooked hash of unknown origin with a little olive oil once, kept licking the spoon after stirring.
Sat in sofa, couldn’t move, panic attack, and everything turned a yellow hue.
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I made a cake with a qp of Mexican brick for my my 26th birthday. I ate almost the whole thing 
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This just infuriated my inner tankie. If there’s one thing that really fucking pisses me off it’s wage theft. I’d of robbed that mf after tbh. Did you know that wage theft accounts for more financial loss than burglary, robbery, armed robbery and auto theft combined.
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Most folks haven’t ever seen a swami levitating, so that’s a typical reaction. 
My mom departed via cancer 2 yrs ago & I can see the future, if a little hazy. 
I’m still at the first phase you described, 
wondering how to get to that 2nd part… 
Just because someone says it’s ‘opium’ doesn’t mean it’s opium! 
I remember a room-ful of people with blue lips under a black light. Now THAT’s some weird shit. Glad we made it through.
I’m running on dispensary flower for now since my 2020 ran out. 
It’s like powdered THC. It get’s me stoned, it’s harsh because it’s moistureless, hydro BS. So I got some CBD hemp online to blend in…(being hopeful)… but I had to throw away 1/2 (just too unsmokeable). Corrects the major cannabinoid imbalance & improves effect, but still…
Yup!
Uhhh, not to be the asshole, but… well, to be the Devil’s Asshole, I must point out that @seven_trees didn’t go into enough detail(righfully so, see thread subject/title) to indicate the 'Boss Man 
was either greedy OR ripping him off. Maybe just a poor & unfortunate situation?
I’ll let Dr. Zinko have the last say(aren’t I nice? ) but to add my 2 cents:
The dosage is unknown but I took two large gulps of tincture before a flight & was solidly high for 24 hours. Mostly body high, but some head too. I remember it was easy to meditate, sorta… 
Probably 2500mg+. Not for beginners, might kill small animals. (the dose, not the dosed! ) 
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His boss owed him over $3000 in back pay. Instead of paying @seven_trees the money he already earned so seven-trees can, you know, pay bills and buy groceries and gas and stuff, his boss made him consume the store’s products at FULL RETAIL PRICE. This means the boss made his full profits on these items. The only unfortunate situation is that @seven_trees worked for a greedy bastard who had no clue how to properly run a business or treat his employees. But go on, @cannabissequoia - make excuses for the boss.
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A buddy of mine and departed member here, called Trippy Hippy, the last 8 months before he passed from cancer, was using 3,000 mg a day of THC RSO oil plus smoking and 1,000mg of CBD oil. He could function quite well on that dose to my amazement, although he struggled to remember things a bit.
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my first time making brownies, lol listen to this. i grew out 4 ak49 autos from vison seeds, each was over an oz. i put aside what i smoke, a good oz, the rest went in to brownies that i thought would put me to sleep, well i ate a half a pan and nothing, went to bed. woke up just feeling this sense of urgency. like the hand of god was pushing me to go, lol i packed a bag and left. i walked and walked. i stopped walking after i realized it was in the middle of winter and i didnt know where i was going but i was stoned off my ass, so stoned that it took a long long time to eat edibles ever again. over 10 years passed and my wife and i stopped in a dispensary in Michigan i picked up some stuff and my wife who doesnt smoke gets a candy bar, she asks me if i want some, yes of Corse i do, she asks how much should we eat, i say half. we ate half and i was still pretty stoned when i went to work the next day, stoned and tired. the point is children, too much weed can not kill you, but it will defiantly mad you feel some good weirdness
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When I make edibles I make them as strong as possible.
Just makes you pass out. Gets a little scary if you don’t depending on the strain used.
Brownies made with gg#4 jw cut made me green out for the first time since I was 14
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I’ve always been a light weight so careful as to what I eat or smoke . But a funny thing at a family get together everyone that came tossed a little something into the spaghetti sauce . My friends whole family was fucked up including all the old folks and me I laughed until my guts hurt .
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I Made canna caps a bunch of times for my wife, she said they don’t do anything for her. So I took just 1 to prove they do actually work. I lost 2 days of my life, for real. Two hours after I took the canna cap, I was crawling on all 4s to the washroom, puked my guts out on/off for half the day from being so HIGH. Room was spinning soo bad. Couldn’t even lay down cause I got that feeling of falling off a cliff. Was SO FUCKING HIGH. It was a SCARY 
kinda high. I’ll never make another cannacap ever or take one ever again… the next day I was in brain haze BAD. Massave HIGH- over lol
Funny thing is, she took 9 of the same caps that I had & she was like, huh what’s on TV?
Yup I’m a lightweight & she’s the heavyweight 
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What do you all do when you get too high?
'Cuz I am at the moment. Reggae is helping but, it’s just a bandaid.
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Go to sleep for like 2 hours
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Nah braddah, like either go dig a giant hole & jump in or run as fast as I can in any direction until something more solid stops me. 
edit: I’m in the Matrix mode
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