High Maintenance

Who among us is high maintenance?

Mrs Foreigner says I’m the worst form of high maintenance. I’m high maintenance that thinks I’m low maintenance.

I’ll show her.

So you - chill or high maintenance?

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If you need my validation then you really are high maintenance.

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I am. I know. I just don’t want to admit it. I’m a high energy dog.

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So a crushed Benadryl in @Foreigner ‘s evening milk :pill: :milk_glass:

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Benadryl actually winds me up. “Fuck I need to sleep I’ll try a Benadryl.” Opposite effect.

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My bad, I forget you don’t sleep well.

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I have other sleep agents but Benadryl backfires on me.

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But I tell Mrs Foreigner she’s high maintenance and I’m the jerk :joy:

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I have some weird reactions to stimulants. I can drink a pot of tea and go immediately to sleep. I can smell coffee and forget sleep.

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How many times a day are you telling her?

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I reach this point at 4am. It’s both early and late. Do I try to sleep again or make coffee…it could go either way.

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Every time she is high maintenance so like every 10 minutes or so.

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But I cleaned the bong. The good kind of high maintenance.

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“I may be high maintenance but I accomplished 15 things today!”

I’m so high maintenance that I don’t go out and see people so they don’t suffer my high maintenance issues.

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Yes, it’s so difficult for others to meet my needs I just stay tf away from them. Lol

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I can hide it for awhile in social situations but Mrs Foreigner knows all.

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I don’t even want to talk to the other dog walkers. I don’t know any of their names and I’ve lived here for 7 years.

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Oh i see the signs when we hang out. :+1:
We smell our own you know.

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Yes I know you know. Most don’t. We share the same affliction.

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