The only thing that matters Toilet paper have you seen the price of it lately
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I used to steal toilet paper from a local pizza joint when I was young and broke.
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lol the ex wife and i did the same thing at the gas station next door to us when we were young and ill raise you a very very broke 
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How about: 1 seat cushion from the sofa
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I put maple syrup in a girlfriends fuel injected truck. Then when she called stranded on the interstate. I told her I had the flu. The next week I broke a mirror in my apartment trying to hang it on the wall. I got violently ill the next month and starved to death slowly for 7 years until they finally figured out I had a massive hiatal hernia. The moral of the story is donât hang a mirror after you sugar a cheaters gas tank.
All kidding aside, If I could go back, I wouldnât of sugared that tank. 
she hurt my lil feelings 
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The funniest thing I remember doing was smearing nacho cheese under the driver seat of someone who did you wrong. It was subtle at first but when that heat hit holy shit fuck that car was rank!
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When I was in high school some one broke into my buddies house in the middle of the night, ate their ice cream and stole all of their spoons.
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Sugar in the tank is classic,âŚ
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My friend found out her boyfriend who was a shoe addict was cheating on him. She broke into his apartment and stole every left shoe in the apartment. 172 that way he could see what he had had but couldnât wearâ:joy:
a woman scorned eh
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We saw two people go into a port a potty to smoke a bowl., it was next to a small pond. We tipped the thing and sent them covered in blue goo into the middle of the pond. Laughing so hard We criedâŚnow that I remember it acted or seemed to as a boatđ¤Ł
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Seafood works better.
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Seafood on the engine block in the winter that way once car is warm and heat is on it just pumps cooking rotten fish into the car.
So Iâve heard
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Id take all the toilet paper & replace it with one of those travel sized nose blowing papers ⌠That would be an âinconvenienceâ hahaha
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Steal the toilet seats, one out of every pair of socks, ALL the underwear, and the knobs from all the faucets, tubs ,showers and the stove!!
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Donât forget the door knobs and light switches 
Every one of these in the house
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TOILET PAPER NOOOOOOâ:rofl:! Not the toilet paper