My brain: this brown paper will make you fucked up
Me: it’s hemp
My brain: idk are you sure
There was/is a lot of bad OG just the same as a lot of bad gelato-derivs.
What’s really unique about the market is that as stdains age they can kinda drop in quality, especially in the “hype” era - last years perfectly dialed indoor is this years dep special. So people who try stuff late many times get an inferior experience.
I am a big time cookies hater overall but at the end of the day there is some super duper fire out there, just over the past few years I’ve had some zushi and sherbanger and permanent marker that have been total fuckin dank ass rippers and fun to have around.
I still contend that I’d rather smoke chemdog than GMO, but there is some dankity dank on this side of the genetics stuff.
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I have a seed making project (photos) coming up but when that’s finished I want to look at these. I’ve only grow Sweet Seeds beans a couple times and both times it was their Dark Devil. Hoping that the Jealousy in the auto form is good.
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Every single gelato anything I’ve had I’ve been able to pick out as gelato off the first hit without even being told. Sherb, jealousy, gelatti, biscotti, you name it. And they all hit about the same for me. At best you get some forehead sweats and a ~30 minute buzz 🤷 I’d love to find some that actually lasted and wasn’t boring but I don’t think it exists. Least for my system, idk.
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Tobacco + Menthol + Vanilla + Headache + Paranoia. What’s not to like? 
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Try Headband Cookies, it is different. It is one of two cookie crosses that I find to be above the others.
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Lol it all sounds really bad.
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lol thats like one of the worst descriptions for a strain i have seen… i will still grow it out and see for myself when i get it. but i think me and most of the ppl around me smoke for effects less so flavor. but when i find something that has both it goes to the top of the list. and i find chem crosses to be best
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Chem 4 lyfe
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Yeah permanent marker is not much different from Jealousy which is not very different from Gelato. They’re the inbred cousins of the weed world. But I still enjoy them for what they are.
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Some of Leafly’s descriptions are tainting the experience 
A good number of the strains I’ve experienced say ‘headache’. I don’t recall getting a headache from any of them.
I’ll sit there saying to myself, I think I’m getting a headache. I’m not sure, though. Then I start thinking, hmmm maybe I’m being paranoid about this headache stuff. Yeah. Nope, no headache yet. Then, I’ll start thinking to myself maybe this is not actually the strain that I thought it was. Then it’s back to, yeah I’m just being paranoid. This is at about the same time that I’ll leave my house keys in the freezer and I’m thinking, crap. Someone stole my keys. How could this be? Then I say, hold-up. There’s no one here but me and my toaster. This is going to give me a headache. Hmmm, am I getting a headache? Not sure.
It’s a vicious cycle. Thanks Leafly taint.
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I’ve got a solution
Only look at leafly after you’ve smoked all of it
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Nearly all the GSC crosses have the same negative effects listed on leafly. It is so common that an old friend of mine used to call it “that headache weed.” It has been around for a min. If this doesn’t occur to you then that’s really great because GSC is everywhere. It is sad to me that some of my favorite breeders from back in the day exclusively have GSC incorporated in all their strains. It really isn’t some miracle. It is the fact that it produces a shitload of trichomes usually. Trichomes don’t equal a good experience or a good high. It is great for making concentrates though and if it doesn’t give you a headache then you can just keep hitting it every 20 minutes or so. I prefer smething like DLA16 where I smoke a bowl and i’m high as fuck for 3 hours and then a little high the rest of the day.
This shows all strains with “headache” as a prominent negative.
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lmao reading that almost gave me a headache but then i realized i havent smoked yet lol.
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See, it’s working. Leafly taint.
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@BIGJ has some in his tent right now. I don’t know if it’s a cut or the stran your looking for, but he has a nice tent if you don’t already follow his grows
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Permanent marker I don’t have yet but will have shortly from my brother . They are getting ready to take cuts for me , I’ll see if I can get any info. All I know is my brother says it’s fire. 
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Not me. I got for effects. My version of Perma frost I’m making should be fire. Took my time in selection and taste tested each pheno before final decision… Old school white widow x train wreck. 
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Thanks for the input, I got Jealousy recently and haven’t flowered her yet, keeping her as a Mom for now. Glad to know it’s a banger.
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I have Headband going now to produce seed stock. They were based from a beautiful pack, got maybe 100 beans from it and have a few diff phenos. I’m guessing they may have self seeded because the other packs were flawless.
I’m considering hitting Jealousy with a nice reversed Headband, hoping for good results.
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