My Water Culture


Houston, we have a problem.

fucking pollen sacks everywhere abort mission we got flames onboard!!! pulls the eject handle
ok… meat banger is in the trash now.

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Hermie plant becomes dog toy. Dog come and opened the door pulled on the end of the main stalk while I was cutting it down. Little fiend.

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What strain hermied?

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That was meat banger, just a pollen chuckers dream from Jesus himself. lol names changed to protect the guilty.

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I know zskittles from a certain place is total hermie seeds.
Sorry for your loss

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heh heh yah that’s the problem with untested genetics in a seed, they can go off the rails. I was personally ready for anything to happen with that thing it was a triploid seedling to begin with. Here’s what I learned… Make sure the sex test lasts for a couple days longer than it takes to form the first pistil, or you could clone hermies. Now that’s information more valuable than buds.

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I’ve been wanting to grow zskittles for a long time.
Now I’m chicken lol

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yah, that’s part of why I got this crazy process where I am growing good, known tested genetics and then tossing in a seedling here and there. At least I know I have kilos of weed laying around for when one plant fails :wink: Eventually one of the seedlings could become a champion and produce better than one of my tested plants.

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Sounds like a good system to me.
I clone everything and if it turns not good I take it off the list

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everything is cleaned up and I moved the other plants around to get under the light better. Dog ate the carcass! I got asked today how someone grows weed that won’t burn, I’m curious about that as well. The no flavor and the won’t burn aspects are very interesting. I want to explore them. Figure out how to grow shitty weed. lol this is going to sound stupid but I tried and I can’t grow shitty weed that has no flavor and won’t burn. What The Hell is the secret?

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Ha! Easy don’t give a shit. I’m sure there are really lousy wanna be strains out there. I’m glad I never came across them. I’ve heard of strong ozone generators that have killed the smell of the buds. How true it is IDK.

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well, it might be right. Ozone is known by the government to interact with volatile organics at ground level. That’s why the smell of weed is considered air pollution, because volatile organics(terpenes) aka the smell interacts with ozone.

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I would say it’s the dirt they use maybe.
I saw a plant once that was months old and 3 inches tall. Water growers cant because if we dont feed it it will die. I’ve tried low ppm.

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I grew a plant at the bottom of my yard with no special attention and got about a gram. Lol. It could very well be the soil.

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Every time I’ve asked how you even grow shitty weed the general answer I get is that it’s more about the drying and curing process than the growing. Leave weed spread out on a tarp in the sun to dry, compress into bricks and vacuum seal in plastic. That’s what has been agreed upon the few times I’ve asked.

I still feel like any even half assed grow is going to put out nicer flower than the standard brick weed and it would be noticeable even after a shitty dry and cure.

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Good answer. I know the first day in jars I still have a grassy smell.
No burn. That’s got me a lil stumped. Any leafy substance I feel should burn.

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Yeah the no burn is both a new request and a mystery to me.

I would actually love to grow some 90s brick weed smoke a joint to the head and feel nice but perfectly functional shit but I don’t think I could replicate it at my worst indoors. I took a break for about a decade and came back around 2017 and I haven’t met a strain that a joint to the head of doesn’t incapacitate me! That’s great when that’s what I’m after but half the time I’m not.

Sometimes a little space heater is better to have than fire!

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Get a higher cbd strain. Or cross something with one. Blue Mystic was not too bad.

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I’ve tried it and it’s closer but not the same. The feeling I’m chasing could be partly nostalgia though.

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Hey thanks for the input y’awl! I am going to try a few things to ruin the bud. The question asker had an observation where she knew this guy who grew weed that looked really good but after he harvested it and dried it, it wouldn’t burn. You know what I’m talking about? The spliff keeps going out and you have to re-light it. Then eventually you give up and toss the thing and roll a new one out of weed that can burn.


ok got some photos! All lights out this time I got up early.

fuuuck bloom room is looking haggard, plants are collapsing and light burned. Eh could be worse… they could all be hermies lol!

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