By the time it actually gets to us, I’m thinking he might have renamed his buds Chocolate Salty Thai Nugs…
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Here comes @Slick1 . The name will change. Salty balls
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I am at work laughing way too loud at this one.
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Like I’m a Chef or something huh? I like it 
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A balloon animal lol! And don’t stand behind nagel! Lol
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I hope we’re not talking about sex toys
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Nagel has been called worse.
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I had to make sure I was on OG
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this kind of conversation could only originate with the homies from jersey. i love it. wondering if they make single fingered latex gloves for trimming? we should all throw down to buy a box for @Slick1 to throw over his 11th finger while he’s trimming.
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OMG. I’ve had one puff of hash and I am laughing uncontrollably…
I see @Slick1 taking notes and thinking “I am GONNA make that happen”
Well, thats an oxymoron, I mean, comparing your junk to a poodle is fitting with the way you obsess over how your pubes are trimmed, but saying its so big isn’t right. I know the therapist told you its ok to compliment yourself, but he also said not to do it in public with statements that are just out there. They warned you about a ride to the place with the padded rooms if ya kept fantasizing out loud like that, don’t ya remember?
I had no idea that was your idea of role playing! I thought you legitimately hurt your back and needed help picking some things up. And those voices in your head yelled the ooopsadaisies, I saw you even mouthing the words and wondered why you were looking at me like a rack of ribs… 
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Padded rooms and voices in the head lol!!
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Those are called “finger cots” and I used to have a few. I would say “hey man it looks like you dropped your condom” and hand them to people.
No comment, patent pending.
You know how long it takes to set those curls and how much I hate the smell of the perm oil! I don’t hear you complaining when you’re on the business end of it!
Dude if you went to prison you’d get in the shower immediately, pitch your soap across the room and yell “oooops” before bending over and grabbing your ankles 
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Ok now I’m on the floor dying
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Suddenly I’m reminded of a scene from Chasing Amy, and not in a good way… I guess it’s easy to tell Kevin Smith is a Jersey boy too. 
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I don’t really remember the movie so you’d have to be more specific. I know I had to have seen the whole thing but it didn’t make the same impression on me that Clerks and Mallrats did.
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Don’t forget about Jay and silent Bob
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Only because you advised me it would keep me from getting shivved. I like my life enough to take advise from those who have been there before me… It worked for you didn’t it?
Gotta say, with 50 states in the nation, why is it that Jersey is SO identifieable? Anything Kevin Smith just screams “Joisey!!!” I mean, Clerks coulda been filmed in any town here!
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Pretty sure I have at least three corner stores in my town that look exactly like theirs… no video stores anymore though. 
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Ya kinda gotta be old enough to know what a video store was 
Its like a snapshot of “90’s jersey life” really 
I’m in a country town, and STILL can find 3-5 stores like that within 10 miles of me…
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